Friday, January 22, 2010

Media Matters Doesn't Matter

I must admit, I'm going to miss the health care debate. The screaming, the shouting, the accusations of genocide...what ever will I do now that Chairman Obama's socialist agenda has died a well deserved death ? How will I keep my elbows nice and sharp ?

Luckily for me, there's an easy target for me to attack while our Dear Leader regains his bearings. It's the dork-fest known as Media Matters, a George Soros funded media watch dog outfit that only watches FOX news. I, like Greg Gutfeld of Red Eye fame, have had enough of these clowns. (Mainly, I'm annoyed that they haven't attacked me yet. You can't be a Right Wing Extremist superstar until Media Matters gives you a special section on their very slow, lame website.)

Try as I might, I can't find the page on MSNBC's bias. Hmmmm......

Are there Right leaning shows on FOX ? You betcha! There's Hannity, Huckabee, Fuhrer Beck, and Red Eye. There's also left leaning shows like Geraldo At Large and the unwatchable Sheperd Smith. I'd be hard pressed to consider Bill O'Reilly a frothing, gun toting fringer, and Greta Van Sustern is actually a liberal. The point is, FOX is truly the most balanced news organization on God's green (and not to mention cooling) earth. For every Conservative on FOX, there's a liberal whack job opposing him. Regular lib contributors include Alan Colmes, Bob Beckel, LaMont Hill, Pat Gaddell, Geraldine Ferraro, and a whole host of others to grate on my frayed nerves.

On MSNBC we have....Joe Scarborough and the washed up Pat Buchanan. That's it. No opposing views, just talking points from the DNC and Chairman Obama. So...Where's Media Matters ? Why isn't David Brock pounding his desk demanding answers on this insult to journalism ? Why isn't Brock crying that Jeffrey Immelt and his gang at GE are capitalist death pigs twisting the religion of Global Warming to make a quick buck while using MSNBC as their PR firm ? For that matter, why isn't David Brock demanding to know why there's an Obama boutique in the lobby of NBC headquarters ?

Well, there's two answers to this query.

The first answer is pretty obvious: MSNBC is unwatchable, even for communists. Judging by their ratings, most people would rather give Joy Behar a foot rub with their tongues than watch this drivel. There isn't enough cocaine and No-Doz on earth to keep anyone with an IQ over 40 interested in any of their lackluster shows. I know this first hand, since I watched MSNBC on the night Scott Brown dethroned Chairman Obama as America's favorite politician. I wanted to take some cruel satisfaction out of watching Keith Olbermann cry on the air, so I watched. In about 20 minutes, I was fast asleep. I was in such a boredom induced slumber, my wife thought I followed Ted Kennedy into the Great Beyond. Yes, MSNBC is about as entertaining as proctology exam in an IRS office. Maybe even George Soros can't scare his minions into watching this crud.

The other option is far scarier: The lackwits at Media Matters actually think this is competent, respectable journalism. If that's the case they're in really in trouble. Here's a few things they missed:

--Chris Matthews laughing at the thought of Israel being exterminated by Iran.

--Chris Matthews' on air crush on Obama, claiming he gets thrills up his leg when Obama speaks.

--Chris Matthews cursing at a Tea Party member who brought a gun legally to a rally.

--Rachel MadCow insulting protesting Americans by calling them "tea baggers".

--Janaene Garofolo and the untalented Keith Olbermann calling anyone with a beef with Obama's socialist program a racist.

--Ed Schultz calling the US Constitution outdated.

--Ed Schultz claiming Congress works for Obama.

--Keith Olbermann's wild claims that 45,000 Americans die every year because they have no health insurance. (For the record that statistic has never been proven. There isn't a toe tag on earth that reads "lack of insurance." Since 85% of Americans have health insurance, it would mean that many, many more people die with insurance. Using Overbite's logic, that would mean insurance is actually bad for your health. Thank God Brown killed that off, eh ?)

I could go on, but it will make my Post MSNBC Stress Disorder act up, and without a public option, what would I do ?

The point to this little rant is this: Never throw stones when you live in an eco-friendly glass house.

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