Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Great Scott!

Many leftists are singing the blues right now. Ed Schultz is looking for a place he can vote ten times. Chrissy Matthews no longer has a thrill running down his leg. There is an unconfirmed report that Keith Olbermann wet himself on the air, and Katie Couric is allegedly on suicide watch. There is palpable fear in the socialist intelligentsia.

Oh, I do love it so.

I know the spinsters on The View are looking at each other with confused looks on their botoxed mugs. Whoopi Goldberg cried out to the heavens screaming, "How can this be ? Is not Chairman Obama the Chosen One promised to us by the Alinsky Tablets and was he not baptized by St. Oprah in the Volga River in the Soviet Holy Land ? What in Mother Nature's name is going on here ?" (Yeah, yeah, this doesn't include Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Thanks for ruining my joke.)

For any liberal who is questioning tonight's crushing defeat, here's a little reminder of why Martha, Marsha or whatever the hell her name is, lost. (So tell me, Congressman Kennedy, what is her name ? Forgot already ?)

To my knowledge, Scott Brown:

--had nothing to do with the attempted sale of a Senate seat.

--never called Cambridge police officers stupid.

--never palled around with racist "ministers" or washed up, has been terrorists.

--never had anything to with disreputable fundraisers who are now sitting in prison.

--never covered up a Crucifix when he made a speech.

--never called America "arrogant" or "dismissive".

--never mentioned "the great religion of Islam" while putting down Christianity and Judaism.

--never thought it was a swell idea to read Miranda rights to captured terrorists.

--never had his wife make a speech and say "For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country".

--never thought handing Fillipino WWII veterans 198 million dollars would be a valuable part of an economic stimulus plan.

--never fired a CEO.

--never appointed a communist as a "Green Jobs" Czar.

--never had a job summit where he invited non profits and unreadable columnists from bankrupt newspapers to participate.

--never wanted to give Consitutional rights to religious terrorists.

--can actually say the word "terrorist".

--never appointed a School Safety Czar who had a drug habit and an undying admiration for a communist pedophile.

--never really had anything nice to say about Chinese dictators who are responsible for the deaths of untold millions of people.

--never made fun of the Special Olympics on some late night talk show.

Hmm...Who did all that and couple of thousand other stupid things...Call me crazy and off my meds, but that sure sounds like our Dear Leader, Chairman Obama, doesn't it ?

Make no mistake about it, Scott Brown may have run a campaign to end all campaigns, but this was a "nay" vote to the creeping socialism unleashed by Obama Hood and his Merry Band of Socialists. Even the folks in bright blue Massachusetts are scared out of their minds by the direction our beloved Republic is heading. Remember, when it's all said and done, this is the place the American Revolution was born and the folks knew the program Chairman Obama is pushing is as Counter Revolutionary as it gets. No, Massachusetts isn't going to morph into Texas anytime soon, but it's nice to know that actual Americans still live there.

If this keeps up I'll have to tattoo Yaz on my arm.

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