Back To Work!

Newly elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown did the unthinkable, slaying the demons that have haunted Republicans ever since Ted Kennedy drove his car off the pier in Chappaquidick. He has won a Senate seat that the rest of the world considered unattainable for anyone to the right of Lenin.




Let's give Senator Brown some applause. Hooray!



Ok--settle down, now. Everyone back to work.



We as Conservatives can't rest on our laurels now. If we want our country back, we're going to have to work that much harder. That means we have to keep the heat on Chairman Obama and his schemes. Now that he's wounded and backed into a corner, he'll be more dangerous than ever. If we're not careful, we could peter out right here.



The first thing we have to do is take back the Republican party once and for all. That means being in lock step. No more John McPain mavericks or Lindsey Grahamnesty making insane comments. That means every Republican acting in unison and voting NO on everything Obama Hood and Merry Band of Socialists cook up. Does that mean being obstructionist ? Sure does. Does that mean being partisan ? Yup. Does that mean ignoring the likes of Ed Schultz and those of his questionable ilk ? You bet. We need warriors right now, not wimps. If you get all misty eyed when some dork at Media Matters or The Huffandpuffington Post writes a negative blog about you, do us all a favor and don't bother running for reelection in November.



Speaking of wimps, we need to keep our eyes on the likes of Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, the socialist-lites from Maine. These two are clueless enough to be dangerous. Mitch McConnell needs to be the adult and lay down the law with these twits. Granted, ol' Mitch has the personality of Al Snore on downers, but he must convey the fact that any cooperation from them with the liberals will cost them their political careers, no question about it, no if's, ands, or buts about it. There's a time and place for that sort of thing, like C-Span panels after our country and freedom is no longer hanging from a thread and they have been safely replaced by actual Conservatives, not people of the David Brooks and Joe Scarborough school of thought.



Finally, and I can't believe I have to say this, but here it goes: No scandals. If you're an Imperial Senator or CONgress person, clean up any little messes you have now. That means restrict all sexual activity to your spouses. That means no trips to Argentina to secretly visit "the love of your life". That means no sweetheart deals. That means no boondoggle earmarks. In short, pretend like Denny Hastert never existed and pretend like Newt Gingrich is breathing down your neck again. Is that innocent little bribe worth your country ? Is that hooker really worth plunging the American people into the socialist pit ? (It might also be helpful not to attend the birthday parties of unrepentant segregationists as well.) In short, the lamestream media will be attempting to avenge Chairman Obama's honor for this sacrilege, so everyone needs to be on their toes.



All right, folks! We have a government to shrink! Why is everyone still standing around ?