Time To Use Our Brains!

Some Conservatives, like Newt Gingrich, have applauded Chairman Obama's acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize (You know, the prize given to Europe's favorite socialist). Apparently, none of them actually read the text or were bamboozled, when for a fleeting moment, Obama actually sounded like an American President overseas.

You may be able to fool Newt Gingrich (who's no longer on top of his game after the New York 23 debacle, it seems.) but you will never fool us here at Absolutely Nobama. Let's look at some of the more disturbing quotes from the text of the speech provided by the White House (at taxpayer's expense, of course.)

Like Mark Levin says: Cut 1! Go!

"The world may no longer shudder at the prospect of war between two nuclear powers, but proliferation may increase the risk of catastrophe."

Wrong, Presidente. I think you would benefit from sitting down with Condaleeza Rice or Hillary Clinton and allow them to explain to you that there is a very real possibility of nuclear war. If you'll recall, Kim Jong Mentally Ill, celebrated your coronation by firing off missiles like they were bottle rockets all over the Orient. Since we have troops in the region, it would also be profitable to remember there are nuclear weapons in Pakistan and India pointed at each other. I know that your naivete is charming to the Europeans and all, but haven't you forgotten Iran and their quest to build nuclear weapons ? (Assuming, of course, they haven't been already built.them.) Do you honestly believe Israel won't retaliate with nuclear weapons if Iran attacks first ? For shame, Presidente, for shame.

Cut 2! Go!

"All will have access to nuclear power..."

But not America, right, Presidente ?

Cut 3! Go!

"Most dangerously, we see it in the way religion is used to justify the murder of innocents by those who have distorted and defiled the great religion of Islam, and attacked my country from Afghanistan."

Why, that sounds like an act of war, doesn't it ? I don't have Chairman Obama's fancy shmancy law degrees, but that sure doesn't sound like a matter that should be heard in a civilian court, does it ? At the risk of being charged with a hate crime, I am forced to ask this question: Why is it always the "great religion of Islam" ? I have yet to hear the "great religion of Christianity" or the "great religion of Judaism". Dontcha just love it when he says the "great religion of Islam" and then mentions the "cruelties of the Crusades" ? It sends multicultural tingles up my leg.(Or is that diabetic neuropathy ? Maybe the Death Panel will let me find out, or maybe they won't.)

Cut 4! Go!

"That is why we must strengthen the UN and regional peace keeping...."

I can't believe Newt Gingrich and others missed that little snippet. Strengthen the UN peace keepers ? To do what, intimidate sovereign nations into going along with any drivel that comes out of Ban Ki Moon's mouth ? That sounds a little too New World Order to me. Call me crazy and off my meds, but how many innocent women and children have been raped by these UN mercenaries over the years? Thanks, but no thanks, I don't think we need those blue helmeted fascists for anything..

Cut 5! Go!

"That is why I prohibited torture. That is why I ordered the prison at Guantanamo Bay closed."

That's it! Let's give the enemy absolutely no reason to fear us at all! The job in Afghanistan is way too easy, right Presidente ? And Chris Matthews couldn't figure out why the cadets looked hostile at West Point! Do I really need to spell out how weak this makes Obama look to al Qaeda, Iran, North Korea, and everyone else who couldn't give a crap about the Geneva Convention, or pretty speeches, or cumbaya nonsense ?

At least we get our country back in three years.