Wouldn't It Be Great If The Weeper Had Spauldings ?

Wouldn't it be great if the Weeper of the House, John Boehner, grew some Spauldings and said this:

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"If the President wants to raise the debt limit, he and the Democrat Party MUST do the following:

• Repeal Obamacare.
• Enact the entitlement reforms laid out in the Ryan Plan.
• Dismantle the EPA, the Department of Education, HUD, and the Department of Energy.
• End the unconstitutional military action in Libya.
• Repeal the Dodd/Frank 'Financial Reform' bill.
• Enact legislation to make the so-called 'Bush Tax Cuts' permanent.
• Dismiss Eric Holder as Attorney General and cooperate fully in investigating the following matters: The New Black Panther Party's voter intimidation, the Romanoff and Sestak bribery scandals, and 'Operation Fast and Furious'.
• Support a Constitutional Amendment that will cap federal spending to 20% of GDP.
• Reduce the non-military federal employment workforce by 20%.

The President and his party must understand that these points are NOT negotiable. It's 'take it or leave it' from here on out. We, as a country, are on the edge of total disaster, both economically and politically. I understand that there will be some who call this 'extreme'. I understand there will be some who will call this 'inhuman'. To those individuals, I say this: too bad. My responsibility is to the Republic and the Constitution, NOT the op-ed pages of the New York Times or the talking heads in the media.

As soon as MSNBC leaves the room, I will take your questions."

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Yes, I know this as likely as Nazi Pelosi showing she has a heart of gold or Joe Bite Me being coherent for an hour. But a guy can dream, right ?