Saturday, April 30, 2011

No One Likes A WebsiteTroll....

....But if done right, it's funny as hell! Check out some of my masterpieces as I torment the putzes at Moveon.Org!

(No, I wouldn't ike it if it were done on my personal blog, or my blog at Townhall. I'd swear an Oath of Revenge if it were done at Free Republic. However, I've come to the conclusion that liberals aren't human. They're simply $oros-bots programmed to smoke weed, refuse to work, and demand that others pay their way in life.)

Before we get started, an explanation is in order here. I started this rampage about a month ago when I noticed that the dorks at Moveon didn't care that Chairman Obama attacked Libya for no damn reason. So, I decided to do the protesting for them with my tagline "NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!" that appears at the end of everyone of my posts. It enrages the libs and I hear that's a good thing. Also, I won't correct their spelling or grammatical mistakes. When studying animals, it's best to study them in their natural habitat. Without further ado....

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http://front.moveon.org/what-obamacare-has-done-for-me/
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Lib: The sad thing is, you really believe the delusion that your money is yours.

Every dollar in your pocket is owed to someone for something. You have rent/mortgage payments to make, or property taxes to pay if you own your home outright. Car payments, unless you own your car outright, in which case again property tax, or if you use public transit, which means paying the fee to ride.

You have to buy food, you have to pay for electricity, you have to pay for your internet service... the list goes on. Every penny you make is little more than a marker of a debt shifting, a placeholder waiting to go to it's next owner, who will then have to transfer it to someone else, and so on.

Our money isn't ours. Our money belongs to everyone we owe it to, just like their money belongs to everyone they owe it to, ad infinitum. You can hoard money for years, but eventually it will find it's way to someone, to pay for something. Whether in the end it's pay for your coffin when you die or passed to your children as an inheritance, your money is eternally transient.

Even if you don't EVER spend your money, if it just sits and sits, what do you have? A bunch of paper that isn't worth jack-all unless you give it to someone else.

Money is just another illusion put in place to make us believe we really have any individual power within the free market system.

Me:  Why are you libs so long-winded ?

Here's your incoherent rambling broken down to a single quote:

“The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property”----Karl Marx

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!

Lib (Missing the point entirely):  Nice job throwing out a red herring and complaining about "long-windedness". Did I make your head hurt with too many words?

For the record, I never said get rid of private property. But the notion that somehow your money is yours, when it basically always has to go somewhere one way or another, is preposterous.

[Don'tcha just love it when a lib contradicts herself in the middle of a nonsensical rant ?]

Kind of like you.
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http://front.moveon.org/how-much-more-do-we-spend-on-grenades-than-foreign-aid/
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Lib:  What about the thousands of Islamic citizens and legal immigrants that were discriminated against when deported from the USA after 9/11 without any trial? Also, I have heard from the mouths of men and women in the military that when they would detain a Muslim Adversary, they loved nothing more than to make that person shake with fear, through endless beatings, torture, and non stop sleep deprivation. By the way, what about the Christian terrorists that I have heard about? They exist. Look ar the abortion clinic bombers. Also, do you even know how all of these terrorists even got started. When the USSR invaded Afghanistan, our CIA gave those Afghan defenders weapons and cash. Those fighters later went on to split up into the Islamic terrorist groups that we know today. The USA has blood on its hands from many different scenarios. Just look at what happened in Guatemala in 1950. We triggered a genocide by overthrowing their government to get farm land for companies like Tropicana. By the way, the war you fought in was a falsely justified war for oil. If you don't believe me. try looking at a source other than Fox News.     

[Note how the lib completely ignores Chairman Obama's Libyan Adventure.]

Me:  What American citizens were being torured for being Muslim ?

The only time in recent memory that Americans were rounded up do to ehnicity was during the reign of Franklin Dictator Roosevelt, who just happened to be a Dim.

Was your history teacher fighting for her collective bargaining "rights" instead of teaching ?

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!     
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http://front.moveon.org/extra-gop-gets-major-wake-up-call-at-town-halls-this-week/
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[This is my greatest work on Moveon to date.]

Me:  Can we say $oros funded astro-turfed outrage, class ?

"$O-ROS FUN-DED AST-RO TUR-FED OUT-RAGE, MR. LEVY"

Very good, class. Now remember, I won't be here tommorrow. I'll be bussed into Madison by the AFT so I can carry a sign with a swastika on it while fighting for my collective bargaining "rights". Please be good for the subsitute and remember to turn in your neighbors at the President's special website. Now, who wants to lead the class while singing the Obama song ? No, Adolf, you already had a turn. Okay, Illich! Position of attention, everybody!

"MMMM....MMMM... MMMM!..BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! HE SAID THAT ALL MUST LEND A HAND TO MAKE THIS WORLD FAIR AGAIN! MMMM....MMMM....MMMM! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!"

Sheeple.

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!     
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You too, can join in the fun if you have a Twitter, Google, or Facebook account. Moveon.Dork uses a comment posting system known as Disqus, and it's my understanding that their administrators can't ban you unless you're banned by Twitter, Google, or Facebook. In other words, it's open season on the libs at Moveon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!



 

2 comments:

The_Zen_Parrot said...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay nastier than me! Whoa, boy. Are we scared! By the way Alan, you really should do something about that bed wetting problem of yours. You know, they do make adult diapers, ever quadruple X Large for a fat butt likes yours. Give it a try.

The_Zen_Parrot said...

Guess we can safely say:

4 MORE YEARS!


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