Thursday, October 21, 2010

Six Degrees of...It Ain't Kevin Bacon, Folks!

From Wikipedia:


"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon is a trivia game based on the concept of the small world phenomenon and rests on the assumption that any individual can be linked through his or her film roles to actor Kevin Bacon within six steps. The name of the game is a paraphrase of the "six degrees of separation" concept. In 2007, Bacon started a charitable organization named"


My wife and I love to play this little game on long car trips or when we become bored during one of Chairman Obama's speeches. It's pretty amazing how many people owe their career to Kevin Bacon.

Look, pal. Pot isn't legal yet. Are you stoned out of your mind ? Who gives a flying crap ? What the hell is the matter with you, anyway ? The country is going to hell in a socialist hand basket and you want to talk about Kevin Bacon ? Like I said, you're either stoned out of your mind, or you're taking journalism lessons from Keith Olbermann.

I swear to to The Big Conservative Upstairs I'm going somewhere with this. Instead of of playing "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon", let's play a little game I call "Six Degrees of Communism". Ready ? Here we go!

Let's start with....Oh, for craps and giggles, our Dear Leader himself, Chairman Obama.

Chairman Obama-- received $60 million in campaign donations from SEIU during the '08 Popularity Contest --SEIU's "former" Kommissar Andy Stern says that "workers of the world unite" isn't just a slogan anymore-- SEIU stands with the Communist Party USA during the 10/2 One Nation Rally.

Well, that one was pretty easy, I'll admit. (I could have just cheated and mentioned the Communist Party USA endorsed the Failed Messiah in '08.) Sorta like shooting paralyzed fish in a barrel with a shotgun. (Yes, PETA, I shoot paralyzed fish just for fun! Fear me! Bwahahaha!) Ok...let's try another.

Let's go with...drum roll, please....everyone's pal, Illinois Imperial Senator "Little" Dickie Durbin.

"Little" Dickie Durbin-- provided a testimonial for Robert Creamer's book, Listen to Your Mother: Stand Up Straight! How Progressives Can Win.-- The founding dork of, Wes Boyd also provides a testimonial for jailbird Creamer-- is funded by socialist sugar daddy George Soros-- George Soros also funds the Apollo Alliance, who not only wrote the Stimulus Bill, but also stood with Communist Party USA at the 10/2 rally. (Speaking of non-elected officials writing bills, did you know Robert Creamer wrote the Obamacareless bill ? He did it in jail, no less.)

Now, for Van Jones-- [CENSORED] [Message from the Glenn Beck Legal Department: Van Jones has made our client, Glenn Beck, quite wealthy and famous. Mr. Beck retains all rights to making fun of Van Jones. We suggest that you find your own communist. Or else.]

Well, a killjoy. Fine. I pick...."Republican" Senator Richard Lugar, another "Little Dickie".

Richard Lugar-- Helped Joe Bite Me slam the "Global Poverty Act" through the Imperial Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which was sponsored by someone you may or may not have heard of, Barack Obama. The bill would have committed billions upon billions of dollars to "humanitarian" causes around the world. The bill, like everything else the Reverse King Midas touches, went to crap and died, thankfully.--Barack Obama says he'll turn to people like Lugar for advice on foreign policy during his debate against fellow Progressivevik John McPain. --Imam Obama is endorsed by the Communist Party USA.

Now of course, we could go on and on, with Hillary Clinton's ties to Saul Alinsky, UNELECTED Energy Czar Carol Browner's ties to international socialism, and God knows what else. For my the sake of my sanity and yours, before we start believing that 2+2=5, I think we'll stop here.

God help us all.


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