Not So Fast, Urkel!

On Friday night, as Chairman Obama celebrated Ramadan, he spoke eloquently about how, in the name of religious freedom, the Cordoba Initiative should be allowed to be build the 9/11 Mosquerade. On Saturday, after a possible profanity laced tirade by Rahm Emmanuel or a tearful plea from David Axelrod, Obama backpedaled faster than Deion Sanders covering Jerry Rice.






Not so fast, Urkel. We The People demand answers.





This is not just your ordinary Presidential oopsie. This isn't Hillary's Less Than Faithful Husband pleading his innocence in the question of whether or not he touched the chubby intern. This isn't Tricky Dickie proclaiming that he's squeaky clean in the Watergate mess, and this isn't Bush foolishly standing in front of a banner that says "Mission Accomplished" with thousands of troops still risking their lives trying to "win hearts and minds". This is different.





No, Benjamin Jealous, it's not because Chairman Obama is black. Kindly remove your protesters from my lawn.





This all about Chairman Obama's character. Now, we all have skeletons in our closets. Our Dear Leader, however has a cemetery full of them in his closet that come to life every full moon. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't our Failed Messiah:



--say that America is one of the great Muslim nations on the planet ?



--spend part of his youth in Indonesia, attending Muslim religious schools ?



--hang out with Rashid Khalidi, a Palestinian terror apologist ?



--ban the use of the words "Islamic terrorist" by his administration ?



--instruct his NASA chief to make Muslims feel good about their contributions toward science ?



--instruct Hitlery Clinton to hand $500 million smackers to help rebuild Gaza, knowing full well the money would end up in Hamas' greedy paws ?



--give a speech at West Point to the cadets that might be shipping out to Afghanistan that lacked the word "victory" ?



--blurt out some weird shout-outs before his speech on the Fort Hood terror attack ?



--hang with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn of the Palestinian Flotilla fame ?



Of, course we can go on and on and on and on.........



The bottom line is this: We can't trust Chairman Obama's motives. Whether it's the stunning revelations of communists in the White House like Anita Dunn, Ron Bloom, Van Jones, and Carol Browner, appointing a weirdo like Andy Stern to the Deficit Reduction Committee, or standing with Mexico's President as he rips into Congress over the Arizona Immigration Law, or making a speeches abroad that criticize America, something seemed off. Chairman Obama was always the milk you were never quite sure about.



Until now. Now the milk is spoiled. Chairman Obama has succeeded in completely alienating the country with his support of the 9/11 Mosquerade.



If Chairman Obama gave a crap about this country and its morale, he would have stood up at that Ramadan dinner and said, "Let me be perfectly clear. You may have the right to build the Cordoba project, but that doesn't make it right. We must remember that our rights end at the point where they interfere with someone else's. This project interferes with the rights of New Yorkers not to be offended. In the name of the unity I have pledged to bring to our country, I respectfully ask that the project be moved elsewhere." Even if he didn't mean it 100%, it would have meant something to all of us proles.



God help us all.