Thursday, August 19, 2010

Herr Speaker Has Spoken

"There is no question that there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque (is) being funded." --Princess Nancy, Ruler of The People's Republic of Pelosi, on Tuesday.

"I support the statement made by the Interfaith Alliance that 'We agree with the (Anti-Defamation League) that there is a need for transparency about who is funding the effort to build this Islamic center. At the same time, we should also ask who is funding the attacks against the construction of the center" --Princess Nancy, trying to save her skin on Wednesday.


You want answers, Your Highness ? Ok. The answer is this: None of your f-ing business, you fascist witch.

Sorry, folks. I can't even fake being civil on this one. Quite frankly, this outrage is almost as bad as the Hamasque. We have the Speaker of The House calling for investigations for those who are exercising their First Amendment right to speak freely. We have the Speaker of The House sounding like she's the Speaker of The Reichstag in 1933. Good bye America, hello Fourth Reich. You'll have to pardon my foul mood. Watching my freedom being slowly but surely being taken away tends to make me hostile.

That may seem melodramatic to some, but we no longer live in times where we can sit back, crack open a beer, and tell ourselves "That can't happen here." We now live in a time that forces us to say, "Well, I hope that's not true." Left and right no longer matter, now it's a question of who has power and who doesn't. Princess Nancy isn't some back bencher, or a helpless dork like Dennis Kucinich. She has the power to make her wishes become reality. Grease has been added to the Slippery Slope, as the government is now threatening those who refuse to go along with the program.

Folks, if you think the Midterms are going to be a magical cure-all for this insanity, you're not paying attention. Will the good guys win ? Sure, but it will be like putting a Hello Kitty band-aid on a stage 4 cancerous tumor. We The People have got to drive a wooden stake into the heart of the Progressivevik movement. No, I'm not talking about violence, Secretary Napolitano, so you can remove your snipers from my roof. I'm talking about standing up and screaming at the top your lungs: "Bullsh--! You can't make me!" For my friends on the Religious Right, feel free to keep it at a simple "No thank you." (We aim to please here at Absolutely Nobama.) That's all it takes. Fascism needs the consent of the governed to work, just like our beloved Constitutional Republic.

Madam Speaker, we all know what your favorite word is. Ours is NO, as in no, you will not take our rights from us, as in, no, you will not tell us what to think, and no, 2+2 does not equal five.

God help us all.

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