Friday, October 9, 2009

Thank Mother Nature, He's Not Bush! Hosanna!

This just in...A new song celebrating Obama's Nobel Peace Prize "win"!

MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
He said that all must lend a hand
to make this world fair again!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
Yellow, brown, black, or white,
we're all terror appeasers in his sight!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!
He threw Israel under the bus,
so the Palestinians won't make a fuss!
MMM..MMM..MMM...Barack Hussein Obama!

It's funny how Europe makes California seem like a right wing paradise.

I'm going to answer the one question that had Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity vomitting today as they pondered today's events. Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for two reasons: 1) Obama is a progressive internationalist ( Odd how similiar he is to the last two Presidents who won the award, Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson, isn't it ? With that whole anti-American progressive schtick, you'd think he was a reincarnation of Wilson.) 2) He's helping to throw Israel under the bus, as anti Semitism is still alive and well in Europe.

I know, I know, I'm just another PO'ed right wing loon. I just can't stand to see Obama succeed at anything, right ?

Wrong.

I don't buy that February 1st deadline garbage for votes for the Nobel Peace Prize. I think Thorbjorn Jagland and the rest of the EuroElites  were watching Obama with glee. After all, finally someone with their hatred of all that is American was now in the White House. The EuroElites had someone who was going to turn the economic juggernaut that is the United States into Portugal. Obama was going to bring Cap and Trade to the US. Obama was bringing socialized medicine to the US. Obama was making the playing field even for lazy, tired Europe. In short, Obama has set out to kill the last remnants of America's superiority over its bland parent. Time for the pay back. The funny thing is, removing the missile defense systems from Poland and The Czech Republic gives Thorbjorn and the EuroElites a whole lot of cover, if questioned. (Removing the missile defense systems also gave Poland and The Czech Republic bad cases of nervous diarrhea, too.)

The second charge of European anti Semitism isn't as hard to prove as one might think. After all, when was the last time you heard any European country (other than the UK) defend Israel ? Just because the Holocaust is over doesn't mean Europe all of a sudden is going to start lighting the Menorah and dancing the Hora. For over 2000 years, Europe has persecuted the Jews. That hatred didn't just go away when Hitler offed himself. (Himmler didn't have a whole lot of trouble recruiting for the Waffen SS, did he ?) The EuroElites applauded with gusto when Obama squarely put himself on Hamas' side and criticized Israeli settlements. If you don't believe me, just check out a BBC news broadcast. (Make sure you drink heavily first.)

There is one theory I have forgotten to explore, and to you, dear reader, I apologize.

I hear ACORN passed out the nomination slips and registered the voters for the Nobel Peace Prize. Nothing to see here, citizen. (Wink, Wink)




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