Saturday, September 19, 2009
Coincidence (n)-1: The act or or condition of coinciding....2: The occurrence of events that happen at the same time by accident but seem to have some connection. (Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary, 1983)Is it me or should no one stand too close to Barack Obama ? This guy just has the worst luck. What did he do, break a mirror while walking under a ladder ? I mean, this guy has been victimized by coincidence after coincidence.What were the odds that he would spend 20 years in a racist church headed by Jeremiah Wright ? That can't be his fault, right ? It must be that right wing conspiracy that got him all wrapped up with disgraced fundraiser Tony Rezko. What were the odds that Obama would be saddled with a board appointment with a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers ? Astronomical, right ? Whouda thunk it that the Obama campaign would pay 800,000 dollars to ACORN and they would be indicted all over the country for voter registration fraud ? After all, he had leadership classes for them back in '95. I'm pretty sure Obama would have taught the difference between right and wrong during those classes, right ? It's not Obama's fault that two pesky kids (I can't help but think Scooby Doo and Old Man Withers from the carnival when I type that.) blew the lid off of ACORN and saved our idiot government billions of dollars. Is really Obama's fault that King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is so darn short, he had to bow to be polite ? C'mon! Obama is surrounded by morons in his vetting department! It can't be HIS fault that so many of his constitutional appointments didn't pay their taxes or were under investigation. Can we really hold Obama accountable for the unconstitutional ones ? Surely, that Google thing is quite the mystery. How was the Messiah supposed to know he appointed an avowed Communist in Van Jones, a eugenicist in John Holdren, an animal rights lunatic in Cass Sunstein ? It's all a coincidence, citizens. Move along. No pay for play with Blagojevich and Roland Burris for Obama's old senate seat. That's right. Move along. Just a coincidence.If you believe that, I've got a bridge for you. Slightly used.