Thursday, July 14, 2011

Acronyms Are F.U.N...Well, Kinda.

According to, the definition of the word "acronym" is as follows:

"A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women's Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging."

Now, that's a pretty good definition of the word, but it leaves out something very, very important. Acronyms can be a crap load of fun, especially when it's really slow at work, despite Jew Hater Obama's assurances that all is well with economy. On a boring, rainy day when I couldn't sell a widget to save my life, here's what I came up with while waiting for the phone to ring:
DOD--- Defensless on Demand (Especially if Obama and Panetta have their way)
AIG--- America Is Gone (TARP was the beginning of the end of the free market in the United States. Without the free market, there is no America.)
MSNBC--- Miscreant Socialists Not Being Clear (These people paid that talentless hack Keith Olbermann millions dollars. 'Nuff said!)
CIA--- Come Invade America (Our Dear Leader says this with his stances on enhanced interrogations and illegal immigration.)
CNN--- Communist News Network (I hear there are statues of Wolf Blitzer and Fareed Zakaria in Red Square.)
MMFA--- Mental Midgets Fighting America (That's what Eric Boehlert's gang at Media Matters are. A bunch of mental midgets who like to pretend that they're not drones of the evil George $oros.)
NAACP--- National Association for the Advancement of Communist Principles (I know, I know. I'm a racist teabagging homophobe, blah, blah, blah, 2+2=5, yadda, yadda, yadda. Got it.)
ACLU--- Ain't Caring About Liberty Union (These lumps of excrement will help the Neo-Nazis march on a town, but won't let your kid pray in a public school.)
FBI--- Full Blown Invasion (That's what we have in the southern border states of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and what's left of California. A full blown Mexican invasion.)
ATF--- America is Turning Fascist ("Yes We Can".... "Seig Heil"....I mean, really, what's the difference at this point ? We have a rogue federal "government" that wants to FORCE us to buy health insurance, decide how much water our toilets use when we take a Democrat, and judging by Obama's attitude on Israel, wants to see Jews exterminated.)
ADL--- All Democrat League (I consider this one truth in advertising. Abe Foxman's doesn't defend Jews or Judaism, it only defends libs and liberalism.)
IRS--- Internal Rationing Service (If Obamacareless isn't found unconstitutional, the IRS will be the ones enforcing the individual mandate. Won't that be swell ? Oh, look! The Founding Fathers are doing 360's in their graves!)
NSA--- National Socialist America (We're finished as a country if we don't send Obama packing in 2012. Look at the damage he's done in just two years and some change. Imagine what he'll do if he doesn't have to worry about being reelected....yeah, I get nauseous thinking about it, too.)
On second thought...acronyms aren't fun at all. Tommorrow, I'm going to do what all the other sales people in the office have started to do: bring a flask of Jack Daniels to work.
God help us all.

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