Friday, January 7, 2011

My Advice To The Republicans In The 112th Congress

....Is very simple: Grow a set of Spauldings.






I'm not saying this out of spite (yet), I'm giving the new Republicans in the House and Imperial Senate some friendly (for now) advice. Grow a set, you're definitely gonna need 'em.





The United States is teetering on a complete and total breakdown, both politically and economically. Our country is at war. Our country has sociopathic, murderous dictators that seek to destroy it. Our economy can no longer produce any useful goods. Our money is becoming as worthless as a Keith Olbermann monologue. Terrorists seek to murder innocent Americans and yet, the "government" can only respond by feeling up nuns at airports. Your work is certainly cut out for you, newbies.



Oh yeah, before I forget, there's a socialist in the White House, too.



The reality is this: The Republican Party can't go back to the Republican Panty (no typo) that it was during the Bush Error. It has to go back to its old, non-Compassionate Conservative ways. It means spending cuts and lots of them. It means entitlement cuts. It also means standing up to Chairman Obama, giving him the middle finger if need be, and saying "You've done enough damage. Now sit down, shut up, and let the adults talk." NOW is the time to be partisan. NOW is the time be the Party of No, as in NO new spending, and certainly NO compromise on the Conservative values that swept the Republican Party back into power. Is this extremist talk ? DAMN RIGHT, IT IS! Are these drastic times that call for extreme measures ? To quote a certain political king maker from Wasilla, Alaska: "You betcha!"



Now, of course, the finger sniffers in the Lamestream Media will cry foul at every turn. They'll hiss, they'll scratch, they'll cry out that the Republican Party wants Grandma to live in a refrigerator box and eat cat food. Well, let them. The Republican Party has to get over what Ann Coulter accurately descibed in her priceless book, Guilty, : their Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to the Lamestream Media. The American people have learned to tune out the Tom Brokejaws and Dan Blathers of the world. Why can't the Republican Party ? That's where the big, brass Spauldings come in. The assault will be tireless to say the least, but the Republican Party must keep this in mind:



IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANTED KATIE COURIC TO RUN WHAT'S LEFT OF OUR "GOVERNMENT", THEY WOULD HAVE ELECTED KATIE COURIC. BUT THEY DIDN'T, THEY ELECTED REPUBLICANS.



Don't be squeamish, Newbie Republicans, We The People are with you. From Rassmussen:





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Wrong Track/Right Direction (A little hint: the waaaay smaller percentages are the folks who think the Hope and Che of Chairman Obama was a swell idea.)



DEC 27-30 & JAN 2

27%

67%



DEC 20-26

31%

64%



DEC 13-19

23%

71%



DEC 6-12

23%

71%



NOV 29-DEC 5

26%

70%



NOV 22, 23 & 28

29%

67%



NOV 15-21

28%

66%



NOV 8-14

26%

67%



NOV 1-7

28%

67%



OCT 25-31

31%

65%



OCT 18-24

32%

64%



OCT 11-17

30%

64%



OCT 4-10

32%

64%



SEP 27-OCT 3

32%

61%



SEP 20-26

31%

63%



SEP 13-19

29%

66%



SEP 6-12

30%

65%



AUG 30-SEP 5

29%

66%



AUG 23-29

29%

64%



AUG 16-22

29%

66%



AUG 9-15

28%

67%



AUG 2-8

30%

65%



JUL 26-AUG 1

30%

66%



JUL 19-25

28%

67%



JUL 12-18

27%

67%



JUL 5-11

31%

64%



JUN 21-27

28%

66%



JUN 14-20

28%

67%



JUN 7-13

30%

66%



MAY 31 - JUN 6

28%

67%



MAY 24-30

30%

65%



MAY 17-23

28%

67%



MAY 10-16

31%

64%



MAY 3-8

30%

64%



APR 26-MAY 2

33%

61%



APR 19-25

33%

62%



APR 12-18

33%

61%



APR 5-11

34%

62%



MAR 29-APR 4

35%

61%



MAR 22-28

35%

60%



MAR 15-21

26%

68%



MAR 8-14

27%

68%



MAR 1-7

25%

71%



FEB 22-28

25%

69%



FEB 15-21

29%

65%



FEB 8-14

28%

65%



FEB 1-7

30%

65%



JAN 25-31

31%

62%



JAN 18-24

29%

65%



JAN 11-17

30%

66%



JAN 4-10

32%

62%



DEC 28-30 & JAN 3, 2010

32%

62%



DEC 21-23, 27

29%

67%



DEC 14-20

29%

65%









http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/right_direction_or_wrong_track







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It's NOW or NEVER, Republican Party, as in take the opportunity now or we'll never vote for you again.

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