If you're proud to be an American, you're a racist, homophobic, teabagging monster.
Just ask Live Oak High School in socialist California if you don't believe me.
On May 5th, the school's head indoctrinators made two students turn their American flag themed shirts inside out so they would not offend Mexican American students since it was Cinco De Mayo, which is a national holiday in Mexico. The indoctrinators called the offending clothing "incendinary". If they refused, the students would have been suspended for defiance.
Daniel Galli, one of the perps, had this to say about his thoughtcrime: "They said we could wear it on any other day....but today is sensitive to Mexican Americans because it's supposed their holiday, so we were not allowed to wear it."
Now, I'm not going to sit here and whine about the socialist beast that passes for a school sytem in this country. This column isn't about that. However, there are a few questions that need be asked: Where the hell is the ACLU ? Why aren't they beating down the principal's door and threatening to sue ? Why isn't this discrimination ? After all, if the indoctrinators hade made two kids with Mexican flag shirts turn them inside out, our friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union would have been there so fast, you would think Scotty had beamed them there from the Enterprise. Well, where are they ? If they were willing to go to court for the Neo-Nazis who wanted to march in Skokie, Illinois (which had thousands of Holocaust survivors living there at the time, mind you), why aren't they throwing their weight around for these kids ? Where's Al Sharpton ? Why isn't he organizing another riot ? Why isn't Contessa Brewer sitting around wishing these kids were Mexican American ? Why aren't the Lakers calling themselves the "Americans" for a playoff game ? Most of all, why isn't Chairman Obama outraged ? Our Dear Leader has had no problem sticking his nose into local politics before, like when he said the Cambridge cops acted "stupidly" for arresting Henry Louis Gates, so why can't he say the indoctrinators acted "stupidly" ?
There's one answer to all of these questions. You're a smart cookie, dear reader. You don't need me to spell it out for you.
God help us all