If you take a scan of my previous columns, you'll note one word is curiously absent.
It starts with an "i", has the name of a fruit in the middle, and ends with a nice condiment.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have never mentioned the word impeachment. That is until now.
The whole Job Gate mess involving Joe Sestak, where either former President and Walking Hormone Bill Clinton or, more likely, someone in the White House offered Sestak some sort of job to drop out of the Imperial Senate primary race against Benedict Arlen, who was offered help by the White House if he jumped ship and became a Democrat...... Sorry. I lost my train of thought. I threw up in my mouth a little. Corruption tends to make gag. Or scream "High Crimes and Misdemeanors!" while tossing my cookies.
We all know what happened. Sestak whupped Benedict at the polls, and ding dong, the wicked witch was dead. Now, the only thing that remains is that pesky question "what job was offered ?" Some are speculating that it was the Secretary of The Navy, which would require Chairman Obama's approval. Now, I'm going to shoot that one down right away. Chairman Obama may not be much of a leader, but he's a graduate of Chicago politics. The first thing you learn in Machine politics is never leave an evidence trail leading the Feds toward you. The Secretary of the Navy job would have done that, and I can't see his Chairmanship making that kind of mistake. Actually, I find the White House's version of events much more creepy and more believable. The White House claims that they offered Sestak an unpaid advisory role that he could keep while serving in Congress. That story is more believable, and quite frankly, far more dangerous. What kind of advisory job ? Would this give Sestak more power than the average Congressman ? Would this give Sestak unprecedented access to our Dear Leader ? Would Joe Sestak become some sort of czar ? Would Sestak be straddling both sides of the fence between the Executive and Legislative Branches ? Would he be mole for the administration, leaking information to them ?
I've resisted saying it since day one of this National Nightmare, but screw it, here it goes: OBAMA MUST BE IMPEACHED. This is a terrible precedent to be setting. Granted, the whole idea of Biden running the show would give me and anyone else with else with a functioning brain nervous diarrhea, but this obvious act of corruption must be investigated and ultimately punished. I know I have a better shot at playing quarterback in the NFL than actually seeing this happen, but we, as Conservatives, must start pounding on the war drums. We need to get the few remaining Conservatives in Congress on this bandwagon. If we don't--
God help us all.
We will have emboldened Chairman Obama and reinforced his belief that he can do anything he wants. We'll go from "In God We Trust" to "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Chairman." If nothing is done, if this is allowed to blow over, fascism will be the result. So let me say it again--
God help us all.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation
In the midst of the worst ecological disaster in US history, two wars, dozens of undeclared shadow wars, a brewing bribery scandal, a shaky economy that is looking more and more like Zimbabwe's, Chairman Obama did what any red-blooded American President with steel in his spine would do-- pack up the wife, the 2.4 kids, and the dog that has accidents all over the White House and head to Chicago for a vacation.
Don't get me wrong, I understand there's no such thing as vacations for Presidents. It's not like they don't have staff meetings, attend local events, and the like, but this is ugly. Once again, his Chairmanship looks tonedeaf. It looks like he is heading to Chicago to get more instructions from Richard Dailey and the Machine. Once again, it looks like he doesn't care. Once again, it looks like he's being an arrogant SOB.
I guess what bothers me the most is the fact that Chairman Obama could have come down here to Florida, or one of the other states that are standing on the edge of oblivion due to his incompetence for vacation. Sure, Obama's mystique has died a much deserved death, no question about it, but wouldn't it have spoken volumes if the First Family had chosen to vacation in a Gulf state and patronized some of the businesses that are being threatened with extinction ? Wouldn't it be great if Chairman Obama had a little impromptu town hall at a beach side resturaunt in Venice, Florida or munched on jumbalaya shrimp in a Louisiana coastal resturaunt ? Wouldn't be swell if our Dear Leader cut a public service announcement saying "We're getting this situation under control, people. The beaches are still beautiful, the water is still nice and warm, and hey, this seafood is out of this world. The Gulf is not dead. Not by a longshot."
Instead, Obama is heading to Chicago, blowing off a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery to honor those who have fallen in battle defending our freedom (Arlington would have been a fine vacation spot also, despite what the lamestream media would have you believe, we are at war.), blowing off Elkhart, Indiana, which was the location of many of his poop-ulist speeches when he was pimping the ill-fated Stimulus plan, or perhaps the First Family could have visited the San Joaquim Valley in California so Chairman Obama could see first hand how his policies are killing communities throughout the country. (As an educational activity for the kids, Obama could show the kids how to turn on the pumps so the farmers could finally have water.)
No one, including yours truly, is going to pretend that Chairman Obama's job is a bed of roses. No one is going to say he doesn't deserve time off. At the same time, our Dear Leader could have been a tad more sensitive about the timing of this vacation, especially since it comes on the heels of his last vacation, approximately six months ago, when the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber almost killed thousands in Detroit. (Another fine vacation destination.)
Once again, I'm forced to say it:
God help us all.
Don't get me wrong, I understand there's no such thing as vacations for Presidents. It's not like they don't have staff meetings, attend local events, and the like, but this is ugly. Once again, his Chairmanship looks tonedeaf. It looks like he is heading to Chicago to get more instructions from Richard Dailey and the Machine. Once again, it looks like he doesn't care. Once again, it looks like he's being an arrogant SOB.
I guess what bothers me the most is the fact that Chairman Obama could have come down here to Florida, or one of the other states that are standing on the edge of oblivion due to his incompetence for vacation. Sure, Obama's mystique has died a much deserved death, no question about it, but wouldn't it have spoken volumes if the First Family had chosen to vacation in a Gulf state and patronized some of the businesses that are being threatened with extinction ? Wouldn't it be great if Chairman Obama had a little impromptu town hall at a beach side resturaunt in Venice, Florida or munched on jumbalaya shrimp in a Louisiana coastal resturaunt ? Wouldn't be swell if our Dear Leader cut a public service announcement saying "We're getting this situation under control, people. The beaches are still beautiful, the water is still nice and warm, and hey, this seafood is out of this world. The Gulf is not dead. Not by a longshot."
Instead, Obama is heading to Chicago, blowing off a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery to honor those who have fallen in battle defending our freedom (Arlington would have been a fine vacation spot also, despite what the lamestream media would have you believe, we are at war.), blowing off Elkhart, Indiana, which was the location of many of his poop-ulist speeches when he was pimping the ill-fated Stimulus plan, or perhaps the First Family could have visited the San Joaquim Valley in California so Chairman Obama could see first hand how his policies are killing communities throughout the country. (As an educational activity for the kids, Obama could show the kids how to turn on the pumps so the farmers could finally have water.)
No one, including yours truly, is going to pretend that Chairman Obama's job is a bed of roses. No one is going to say he doesn't deserve time off. At the same time, our Dear Leader could have been a tad more sensitive about the timing of this vacation, especially since it comes on the heels of his last vacation, approximately six months ago, when the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber almost killed thousands in Detroit. (Another fine vacation destination.)
Once again, I'm forced to say it:
God help us all.
They're Surrounding Us! Again!
Do you know who Amanda Aguirre is ?
No, she's not another shadowy SEIU leader or Chairman Obama's latest UNELECTED czar. She's a Democrat state senator from Arizona who is leading a delegation of Mexican and Arizonan lawmakers who are appealing to the United Nations to declare the Arizona Immigration law a human rights violation, according to the Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Yes, you read that right.
If this isn't a clue that the Progressiveviks haven't destroyed the Democratic party and that they're all ginned up on the idea of world government, than I don't know what is. Granted, there's nothing the UN or IACHR (Inter-American Comission on Human Rights, the other leftist machine Aguirre whined to.) could do legally, the fact of the matter is this: this is as disloyal to one's country as it gets. Is it treason ? No, but it's an ugly move. Did the Conservatives cry to the UN about Obamacareless and how it's going to off Grandma ? Nope. We said : "Screw you. We're going to vote out anyone who voted for this piece of crap and repeal it." We took our defeat in that battle like adults and reloaded (Like Sarah Palin, we don't retreat.) so we could ultimately win the war. However, Progressiveviks, like this Aguirre character, don't believe in our sovereignty. They think the UN Charter should take presidence over our Constitution. They believe that the UN should be basis of a world government, like this Aguirre apparently does.
I understand the frustration over the Arizona Immgiration law. As I've said many times, I'm not the biggest fan in the world of it. As a Libertarian, I'm not willing to give any government, local, state, or federal, so much as an inch because I know they'll take the whole damn yardstick. However, what hell was Arizona supposed to do ? The Big Mommy government in Washington is more concerned with meals on wheels in Haiti, bailing out Greece, and promoting social justice than it is in protecting our borders, which oddly enough, is the whole purpose of the government in the first place.
State Senator Aguirre, your beef is not with your state government. Your beef is with the federal government. It's the Big Mommy regime in Washington's incompetence and indifference that forced the state of Arizona to enact the law. You don't like the law ? Fine. Fight against it. That's your right and your duty as both a citizen and a state legislator. Your current actions, however, are an insult to your constituents and your country. You should be ashamed of yourself, and quite frankly, you should be removed from office. You are in violation of your oath of office which requires you to support the laws of Arizona. (Mounting a court case against the law is still, in a way, supporting the law, or at very least, the spirit of the law. Crying to the UN or some other international leftist group in hopes of killing the law does not, and in my humble opinion, violates the oath of office for state legislators.) In case you forgot, Senator Aguirre, here's the oath you took:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution and laws of the State of Arizona, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same and defend them against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that I will faithfully and impartially discharge the duties of the office of ______________ according to the best of my ability, so help me God (or so I affirm.) "
Once again, I'm getting that sinking feeling. They're surrounding us. Again.
God help us all.
No, she's not another shadowy SEIU leader or Chairman Obama's latest UNELECTED czar. She's a Democrat state senator from Arizona who is leading a delegation of Mexican and Arizonan lawmakers who are appealing to the United Nations to declare the Arizona Immigration law a human rights violation, according to the Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Yes, you read that right.
If this isn't a clue that the Progressiveviks haven't destroyed the Democratic party and that they're all ginned up on the idea of world government, than I don't know what is. Granted, there's nothing the UN or IACHR (Inter-American Comission on Human Rights, the other leftist machine Aguirre whined to.) could do legally, the fact of the matter is this: this is as disloyal to one's country as it gets. Is it treason ? No, but it's an ugly move. Did the Conservatives cry to the UN about Obamacareless and how it's going to off Grandma ? Nope. We said : "Screw you. We're going to vote out anyone who voted for this piece of crap and repeal it." We took our defeat in that battle like adults and reloaded (Like Sarah Palin, we don't retreat.) so we could ultimately win the war. However, Progressiveviks, like this Aguirre character, don't believe in our sovereignty. They think the UN Charter should take presidence over our Constitution. They believe that the UN should be basis of a world government, like this Aguirre apparently does.
I understand the frustration over the Arizona Immgiration law. As I've said many times, I'm not the biggest fan in the world of it. As a Libertarian, I'm not willing to give any government, local, state, or federal, so much as an inch because I know they'll take the whole damn yardstick. However, what hell was Arizona supposed to do ? The Big Mommy government in Washington is more concerned with meals on wheels in Haiti, bailing out Greece, and promoting social justice than it is in protecting our borders, which oddly enough, is the whole purpose of the government in the first place.
State Senator Aguirre, your beef is not with your state government. Your beef is with the federal government. It's the Big Mommy regime in Washington's incompetence and indifference that forced the state of Arizona to enact the law. You don't like the law ? Fine. Fight against it. That's your right and your duty as both a citizen and a state legislator. Your current actions, however, are an insult to your constituents and your country. You should be ashamed of yourself, and quite frankly, you should be removed from office. You are in violation of your oath of office which requires you to support the laws of Arizona. (Mounting a court case against the law is still, in a way, supporting the law, or at very least, the spirit of the law. Crying to the UN or some other international leftist group in hopes of killing the law does not, and in my humble opinion, violates the oath of office for state legislators.) In case you forgot, Senator Aguirre, here's the oath you took:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution and laws of the State of Arizona, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same and defend them against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that I will faithfully and impartially discharge the duties of the office of ______________ according to the best of my ability, so help me God (or so I affirm.) "
Once again, I'm getting that sinking feeling. They're surrounding us. Again.
God help us all.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Citizen Of The World
Remember when our Dear Leader said this at a campaign rally in Berlin during the '08 Popularity Contest ?
"I come to Berlin as so many of my countrymen have come before. Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President, but as a citizen - a proud citizen of the United States, and a fellow citizen of the world."
Aside from the fact that it's creepy as hell for me as a Jew to watch some demogogue whip Germans into a frenzy, this quote has stuck with me as an example of Chairman Obama's citizen of the world mentality that has had disastrous results for the United States. Now, there's some who will say my Official Glenn Beck Tinfoil Hat is too tight and I'm just another member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy". However, as usual, I have proof. No PMSNBC reporting here.
My first example is not for the faint of heart, but let's have some Spauldings about it. Recently, Chairman Obama sent 1200 troops to the Arizona border, to, well...I don't know what they're going to do since they aren't there to stop the fence jumpers. An Obama drone would point out that Chairman Obama is on the case, backing up the embattled Border Patrol with troops. A person who is conscious and uses their head for more than a hat rack would point out that this is just more cynical partisanship by our Failed Messiah and this is merely an attempt to cut off the Republican party's argument that Obama is for amnesty. Why would a conscious person with full control of their mental faculties come to that conclusion ? Alinskyite Prime sent more troops to Haiti for "Operation Meals on Wheels" than he did to secure our border. Obama sent 10000 troops to Haiti along with the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson and the USS Bataan along with the troops with the lightning like precision the United States military is known for, and yet he can only muster 1200 troops to defend the US border ? What kind of crap is that ? I could be snarky and also mention that his Chairmanship sent the exact number of troops to Haiti that he shorted General McChrystal in Afghanistan, but why kick a guy when he's already down in the polls ?
I know there will be some crybaby Progressiveviks who will scream that it's the responsibilty of the United States to take care of a poor country like Haiti, but is it really ? Where in the Constitution does it say that the United States is the world's Rapid Response Team ? How was national security threatened by an earthquake in Haiti ? Yes, it's a tragedy, but why is this a burden for our military or the tax payer to shoulder ? (Regardless of what the lamestream media would have you believe, The United States is at war...er, uh...involved in an Overseas Contigency Plan.) How on God's green, and not to mention, cooling earth can Obama justify this outrage ? I'm no Constitutional expert, but I'm fairly certain defending our borders and stopping Islamo-Nazis from getting their filthy paws on nuclear weapons is why we have a military in the first place. However, according to the Citizen of The World In Chief, being the world's best friend is far more important than national security. The result of this: The war in Afghanistan is becoming a quagmire and ranchers in southern Arizona are being threatened by illegal aliens or being murdered. Nice, huh ?
Speaking of speed, wouldn't it have been great if Chairman Obama had reacted as quickly to the BP brouhaha as he did to Haiti ? Why, the "damn hole" would have been plugged by now. However, that is not how Chairman Obama operates. Our Dear Leader believes that tragedies only occur in other countries, while American greed is the cause of all of our problems. As a result, there is an oil slick the size of New York state in the Gulf of Mexico that is threatening the property and jobs of millions of Americans who live on the East Coast. Sure, Obama and his Purpleshirts have their jackboots "on BP's throat" (Remember the quote I opened with ? Don't forget the speech that the quote was taken from was in Berlin.) but as usual, nothing positive has been accomplished by Obama and the Big Government That Couldn't. We are now heading into day 39 of this disaster with no end in sight. The reason this is becoming a Biblical disaster is Obama's inaction. Why wasn't the Coast Guard there pronto ? Why wasn't the US Navy there ? The US Navy sent an aircraft carrier and an amphibious warship to hand out meals in Haiti, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal needs permits to build protective berms to protect the coastline of Louisiana ? It may be cliche', but I have to say it: WTF ?!
The moral to this sad and demented tale is this: We need a President who puts America first. We can't be the world's Rapid Response Team anymore. (No, I didn't like it when Bush sent the Navy to Indonesia after the tsunami, either.) We can't keep supporting the world. If a country like Greece spends its self into oblivion, too bad. If a country like Haiti allows its corrupt government to keep it in the Third World, it sucks to be them. Chairman Obama may be a citizen of the world, but We The People are not. If Chairman Obama wants to play sugar daddy to the rest of the world, let him do it with his own money. Not ours.
God help us all.
"I come to Berlin as so many of my countrymen have come before. Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President, but as a citizen - a proud citizen of the United States, and a fellow citizen of the world."
Aside from the fact that it's creepy as hell for me as a Jew to watch some demogogue whip Germans into a frenzy, this quote has stuck with me as an example of Chairman Obama's citizen of the world mentality that has had disastrous results for the United States. Now, there's some who will say my Official Glenn Beck Tinfoil Hat is too tight and I'm just another member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy". However, as usual, I have proof. No PMSNBC reporting here.
My first example is not for the faint of heart, but let's have some Spauldings about it. Recently, Chairman Obama sent 1200 troops to the Arizona border, to, well...I don't know what they're going to do since they aren't there to stop the fence jumpers. An Obama drone would point out that Chairman Obama is on the case, backing up the embattled Border Patrol with troops. A person who is conscious and uses their head for more than a hat rack would point out that this is just more cynical partisanship by our Failed Messiah and this is merely an attempt to cut off the Republican party's argument that Obama is for amnesty. Why would a conscious person with full control of their mental faculties come to that conclusion ? Alinskyite Prime sent more troops to Haiti for "Operation Meals on Wheels" than he did to secure our border. Obama sent 10000 troops to Haiti along with the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson and the USS Bataan along with the troops with the lightning like precision the United States military is known for, and yet he can only muster 1200 troops to defend the US border ? What kind of crap is that ? I could be snarky and also mention that his Chairmanship sent the exact number of troops to Haiti that he shorted General McChrystal in Afghanistan, but why kick a guy when he's already down in the polls ?
I know there will be some crybaby Progressiveviks who will scream that it's the responsibilty of the United States to take care of a poor country like Haiti, but is it really ? Where in the Constitution does it say that the United States is the world's Rapid Response Team ? How was national security threatened by an earthquake in Haiti ? Yes, it's a tragedy, but why is this a burden for our military or the tax payer to shoulder ? (Regardless of what the lamestream media would have you believe, The United States is at war...er, uh...involved in an Overseas Contigency Plan.) How on God's green, and not to mention, cooling earth can Obama justify this outrage ? I'm no Constitutional expert, but I'm fairly certain defending our borders and stopping Islamo-Nazis from getting their filthy paws on nuclear weapons is why we have a military in the first place. However, according to the Citizen of The World In Chief, being the world's best friend is far more important than national security. The result of this: The war in Afghanistan is becoming a quagmire and ranchers in southern Arizona are being threatened by illegal aliens or being murdered. Nice, huh ?
Speaking of speed, wouldn't it have been great if Chairman Obama had reacted as quickly to the BP brouhaha as he did to Haiti ? Why, the "damn hole" would have been plugged by now. However, that is not how Chairman Obama operates. Our Dear Leader believes that tragedies only occur in other countries, while American greed is the cause of all of our problems. As a result, there is an oil slick the size of New York state in the Gulf of Mexico that is threatening the property and jobs of millions of Americans who live on the East Coast. Sure, Obama and his Purpleshirts have their jackboots "on BP's throat" (Remember the quote I opened with ? Don't forget the speech that the quote was taken from was in Berlin.) but as usual, nothing positive has been accomplished by Obama and the Big Government That Couldn't. We are now heading into day 39 of this disaster with no end in sight. The reason this is becoming a Biblical disaster is Obama's inaction. Why wasn't the Coast Guard there pronto ? Why wasn't the US Navy there ? The US Navy sent an aircraft carrier and an amphibious warship to hand out meals in Haiti, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal needs permits to build protective berms to protect the coastline of Louisiana ? It may be cliche', but I have to say it: WTF ?!
The moral to this sad and demented tale is this: We need a President who puts America first. We can't be the world's Rapid Response Team anymore. (No, I didn't like it when Bush sent the Navy to Indonesia after the tsunami, either.) We can't keep supporting the world. If a country like Greece spends its self into oblivion, too bad. If a country like Haiti allows its corrupt government to keep it in the Third World, it sucks to be them. Chairman Obama may be a citizen of the world, but We The People are not. If Chairman Obama wants to play sugar daddy to the rest of the world, let him do it with his own money. Not ours.
God help us all.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Steel In His Spine ?
Remember when Schmoe Biden said this about candidate Obama during the '08 Popularity Contest:
"They're[Obama's critics or the voices in Schmoe's head] going to find this guy's got steel in his spine."
Um...We're still waiting, Joe. Where's that steel ?
Is it me or is it not in Chairman Obama's DNA to make any sort of quick and decisive decision ? In the last year and some change, we've seen Chairman Obama blither and dither for months about sending additional troops to Afghanistan despite the fact that the al-Qaeda and Taliban whackjobs were getting closer and closer to getting their filthy paws on Pakistan's nuclear weapons, we've seen Chairman Obama sit on his hands as Kim Jong Mentally Ill's murderers sank a South Korean ship, and the only thing he was able to contribute to the BP disaster was this bit of wisdom: "Plug the damn hole". (Some accounts had him shrieking that at hapless staffers.)
Call me crazy and off my meds, but I'd be hard pressed to call any of the above actions examples of having steel in one's spine.
It makes me wonder: What if we had a 9/11 style terrorist attack in the US ? What if another Katrina hits the southeasten US ? What if Chairman Obama's Keynsian-economics-on-steroids policies cause a meltdown that makes the '08 Meltdown look like a bull market ? What if North Korea's Homicidal Muppet starts firing working missiles at Hawaii ? What will he do then ? It's obvious that his confidence is broken. We don't seem to see our Dear Leader on TV every ten seconds anymore, unless another one of his socialist sound bites is the target of a Glenn Beck monologue. He's now even ducking the lamestream media, who pushed him over the goalline during the '08 Popularity Contest. (Or should I say "Goldline", Congressman Weiner ?) Forget steel in his spine, this guy has nothing but fluff and pansies in his spine.
To steal a line from our Failed Messiah, let me be perfectly clear: Obama must go in '12. This guy has done the impossible. He has made the Carter Error look like a Golden Age. If Chairman Obama suddenly went all capitalist on us and bought a funeral parlor, no one would die for at least twenty years, even with Obamacareless denying health care to the elderly. He's the worst kind of socialist: an incompetent one.
I could be snarky and remind you about that insane statement Obama made about how his election was going recede the oceans and heal the earth, but I'm not going to do that. I don't have time. I'm too busy building my bomb shelter and hoarding food. If you're smart, you'll put down your laptop and do the same.
Oh, yes, I forgot. Liquidate all your holdings and buy gold from Goldline! A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau, after all! Never know when it will come in handy with the world ending soon!
God help us all.
"They're[Obama's critics or the voices in Schmoe's head] going to find this guy's got steel in his spine."
Um...We're still waiting, Joe. Where's that steel ?
Is it me or is it not in Chairman Obama's DNA to make any sort of quick and decisive decision ? In the last year and some change, we've seen Chairman Obama blither and dither for months about sending additional troops to Afghanistan despite the fact that the al-Qaeda and Taliban whackjobs were getting closer and closer to getting their filthy paws on Pakistan's nuclear weapons, we've seen Chairman Obama sit on his hands as Kim Jong Mentally Ill's murderers sank a South Korean ship, and the only thing he was able to contribute to the BP disaster was this bit of wisdom: "Plug the damn hole". (Some accounts had him shrieking that at hapless staffers.)
Call me crazy and off my meds, but I'd be hard pressed to call any of the above actions examples of having steel in one's spine.
It makes me wonder: What if we had a 9/11 style terrorist attack in the US ? What if another Katrina hits the southeasten US ? What if Chairman Obama's Keynsian-economics-on-steroids policies cause a meltdown that makes the '08 Meltdown look like a bull market ? What if North Korea's Homicidal Muppet starts firing working missiles at Hawaii ? What will he do then ? It's obvious that his confidence is broken. We don't seem to see our Dear Leader on TV every ten seconds anymore, unless another one of his socialist sound bites is the target of a Glenn Beck monologue. He's now even ducking the lamestream media, who pushed him over the goalline during the '08 Popularity Contest. (Or should I say "Goldline", Congressman Weiner ?) Forget steel in his spine, this guy has nothing but fluff and pansies in his spine.
To steal a line from our Failed Messiah, let me be perfectly clear: Obama must go in '12. This guy has done the impossible. He has made the Carter Error look like a Golden Age. If Chairman Obama suddenly went all capitalist on us and bought a funeral parlor, no one would die for at least twenty years, even with Obamacareless denying health care to the elderly. He's the worst kind of socialist: an incompetent one.
I could be snarky and remind you about that insane statement Obama made about how his election was going recede the oceans and heal the earth, but I'm not going to do that. I don't have time. I'm too busy building my bomb shelter and hoarding food. If you're smart, you'll put down your laptop and do the same.
Oh, yes, I forgot. Liquidate all your holdings and buy gold from Goldline! A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau, after all! Never know when it will come in handy with the world ending soon!
God help us all.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Rapidly Losing Faith
I'm rapidly losing faith in the federal government.
Now, this isn't just the usual Right Wing overheated rhetoric. No, Inner Party Member Sunstein, I don't need the rat mask affixed to my face again in Room 101. I'm seriously losing my faith in the federal government. Why is that you ask ? The Progressivevik media and its propaganda spewers like Rachel Maddcow would say it's becaue I'm a racist teabagger, as would any random Hollywood leftist like Jay Leno and Danny Glover. Sherlock Napolitano, the figurehead running the Department of Homeland Lack of Security, would say I've been brainwashed by some Right Wing Extremist antigovernment group and I'm some sort of security threat.
As usual, the above nimrods are wrong.
Chairman Obama, you have some serious competition. There's one person who makes me resent government as much as you.
ANTHONY WEINER...C'MON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON.....THE GOVERNMENT IS NEVER RIGHT!
My beef with Anthony Weiner (S-NY) is his investigation of Goldline and Glenn Beck. In fairness and complete disclosure, I am a huge Beck fan, but that has nothing to do with my utter distaste for Weiner. (Go ahead, feel free to insert whatever joke your twisted mind can come up with in regards to that last sentence. Mmmhmmm. Yes. That's hilarious, yes. You should be a comedian.) With our nation in complete economic and political chaos, we have a sitting (on his hands) Congressman worried about what some political commentator is hawking on his radio show. Weiner claims that it's all about protecting the middle class from mindlessly throwing away their savings on fool's gold becuase Glenn Beck ordered them to do so. If you believe that, you might also be interested in the bridge he's selling, slightly used, or you might believe the earth has a fever because of global warming.
Now, I could be snarky and say that the people who can actually afford to invest in gold are a dying breed, but that's too easy. That's like shooting paralyzed fish in a barrel with an M-16A2 on full auto. (Take that, Rosie!) No, this is a deeper problem. Instead of watching Beck like a weird gym teacher watching the kids shower, maybe Weiner could investigate:
--the Department of Justice dropping its case against the New Black Panther Party bringing billy clubs to Pennsylvania polling places.
--why nothing has been accomplished by Chairman Obama and his gang in the Gulf Oil Spill fiasco.
--exactly how many communists like the dearly departed Van Jones are still lurking in the ranks of our Dear Leader's UNELECTED czars.
--how the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber got on a plane headed towards the United States despite the fact that his own father warned the State Department in Nigeria that his son has become a radicalized Islamic psychopath.
--why the Army didn't react sooner to Maj. Nidal Hassan's increasingly loony behavior and why DHS didn't step in when it was learned that Hassan was communicating with al-Qaeda. (Yes, Chrissy Matthews, calling al-Qaeda is a crime.)
--why, most importantly, is the Department of Justice not investigating the whole Jobgate mess involving Joe Sestak (S-PA) and that whole business about the Obama administration offering the Congressman a job if he dropped out of his primary race against Benedict Arlen. Why, that sounds like "high crimes and misdemeanors" to me!
Anthony Weiner is an example of what is wrong with the Big Mommy Regime in DC. He is more interested in eliminating its enemies rather than fixing problems in a logical, coherent way. To a hack like Weiner, someone like Beck who speaks his mind is far more dangerous than Black Panthers wielding billy clubs at polling places. Welcome to Wonderland, kids.
We are wearing hamburger flavored bathing suits in shark infested waters. It doesn't get any more dangerous than this. The government is trying to silence its critics, once again proving me, Beck, and all of the rest of us "Extremists" right when we don't even want to be right.
God help us all.
Now, this isn't just the usual Right Wing overheated rhetoric. No, Inner Party Member Sunstein, I don't need the rat mask affixed to my face again in Room 101. I'm seriously losing my faith in the federal government. Why is that you ask ? The Progressivevik media and its propaganda spewers like Rachel Maddcow would say it's becaue I'm a racist teabagger, as would any random Hollywood leftist like Jay Leno and Danny Glover. Sherlock Napolitano, the figurehead running the Department of Homeland Lack of Security, would say I've been brainwashed by some Right Wing Extremist antigovernment group and I'm some sort of security threat.
As usual, the above nimrods are wrong.
Chairman Obama, you have some serious competition. There's one person who makes me resent government as much as you.
ANTHONY WEINER...C'MON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON.....THE GOVERNMENT IS NEVER RIGHT!
My beef with Anthony Weiner (S-NY) is his investigation of Goldline and Glenn Beck. In fairness and complete disclosure, I am a huge Beck fan, but that has nothing to do with my utter distaste for Weiner. (Go ahead, feel free to insert whatever joke your twisted mind can come up with in regards to that last sentence. Mmmhmmm. Yes. That's hilarious, yes. You should be a comedian.) With our nation in complete economic and political chaos, we have a sitting (on his hands) Congressman worried about what some political commentator is hawking on his radio show. Weiner claims that it's all about protecting the middle class from mindlessly throwing away their savings on fool's gold becuase Glenn Beck ordered them to do so. If you believe that, you might also be interested in the bridge he's selling, slightly used, or you might believe the earth has a fever because of global warming.
Now, I could be snarky and say that the people who can actually afford to invest in gold are a dying breed, but that's too easy. That's like shooting paralyzed fish in a barrel with an M-16A2 on full auto. (Take that, Rosie!) No, this is a deeper problem. Instead of watching Beck like a weird gym teacher watching the kids shower, maybe Weiner could investigate:
--the Department of Justice dropping its case against the New Black Panther Party bringing billy clubs to Pennsylvania polling places.
--why nothing has been accomplished by Chairman Obama and his gang in the Gulf Oil Spill fiasco.
--exactly how many communists like the dearly departed Van Jones are still lurking in the ranks of our Dear Leader's UNELECTED czars.
--how the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber got on a plane headed towards the United States despite the fact that his own father warned the State Department in Nigeria that his son has become a radicalized Islamic psychopath.
--why the Army didn't react sooner to Maj. Nidal Hassan's increasingly loony behavior and why DHS didn't step in when it was learned that Hassan was communicating with al-Qaeda. (Yes, Chrissy Matthews, calling al-Qaeda is a crime.)
--why, most importantly, is the Department of Justice not investigating the whole Jobgate mess involving Joe Sestak (S-PA) and that whole business about the Obama administration offering the Congressman a job if he dropped out of his primary race against Benedict Arlen. Why, that sounds like "high crimes and misdemeanors" to me!
Anthony Weiner is an example of what is wrong with the Big Mommy Regime in DC. He is more interested in eliminating its enemies rather than fixing problems in a logical, coherent way. To a hack like Weiner, someone like Beck who speaks his mind is far more dangerous than Black Panthers wielding billy clubs at polling places. Welcome to Wonderland, kids.
We are wearing hamburger flavored bathing suits in shark infested waters. It doesn't get any more dangerous than this. The government is trying to silence its critics, once again proving me, Beck, and all of the rest of us "Extremists" right when we don't even want to be right.
God help us all.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Obama: Victim of Coincidence
You have to wonder: Did Chairman Obama break a mirror during the '08 Popularity Contest ? Or, did he break one while attending mosque as a child in Indonesia ? Perhaps he broke a mirror during his attendence at socialist rallies during his college days. Nonetheless, our Dear Leader has had the worst luck, culminating in the 44% approval rating he now has, according to Rassmussen. According to the lamestream media, we shoud diseregard all the facts and just chalk it all up to the fact that Chairman Obama is a victim of coincidence.
Repeatedly.
Let's take a look see at some of these coincidences, in no particular chronological order. Remember, Cass Sunstein, the Regulatory Czar, is watching, so it is in my best interests to portray all of this as one great misunderstanding.
--It is merely a coincidence that Tony Rezko, the disgraced Democrat party financier who helped the First Family buy a big ol' honking house in Chicago at a steal of a price is now sitting in prison.
--It is a coincidence that Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Chairman Obama's unused Imperial Senate seat.
--Bill Ayers just happened to be a guy who lived down the street, who just happened to be a terrorist, and who just happened to try to murder hundreds of people, and just happened to serve on every leftist, socialist, and Progressivevik board Chairman Obama sat on. Nothing to see here, citizens, move along.
--How can it possibly be Chairman Obama's fault that he appointed a communist czar in the case of the dearly departed Van Jones ? How is it Obama's fault that the guy is a BFF of a convicted cop killer ? Surely someone else dropped the ball during the vetting process.
--There is nothing to be gleaned from the fact that the Con Artists Formerly Known As Acorn were indicted all over the country for voter registration fraud after the '08 Popularity Contest. All Obama was only one of their favorite trainers, so how could he possibly know what had transpired in the inner bowels of the disgraced organization ?
--How could Chairman Obama have possibly known that Jeremiah Wright's church made David Dukes look and Robert Byrd look enlightened ? No one can possibly make a snap judgement after only 20 years of attendence and allowing the man to marry you to your wife and baptize your children. Let's get real, people.
--Attending socialist rallies while in college is just part of the extracurricular experience. After all, we want our future dictators...er...uh...Presidents to be well rounded, right ?
--Surely, it's not alarming that Science Czar John Holdren believes in eugenics and was confirmed by the Imperial Senate anyway, right ? How was Chairman Obama supposed to know that ? After all, Holdren only put forth his ideas in a college text book. Who reads those ?
--There's no call for concern when one considers Hugo Chavez's treatment of the free press awe inspiring. To FCC "Diversity Czar" Mark Lloyd, it was a mere job requirement for appointment to the regime's inner circle. (or should we say, "Inner Party" ? Oops. I forgot: It's a mere co-winkydink. Sorry. I'll try to be more objective.)
--If you think Kevin Jennings and his praise for communist pedophile Harry Hay is alarming, you must be a homophobe Tea Bagger who wants to repeal the Matthew Shepherd Law. After all, how was Chairman Obama's vetting staff supposed to know that ? We can't expect everyone to know how to use Google and Youtube. It is your fault, not Chairman Obama's, if you wouldn't leave your kid alone with this guy for five minutes. After all, everyone who applied for the "School Safety" czar position thinks NAMBLA is a-ok. What's your problem ?
--It's a crazy, and I mean off your meds crazy, coincidence that SEIU, everyone's favorite Socialist Empire In Utero, plunked 60 million smackers into Chairman Obama's campaign coffers for the '08 Popularity Contest, giving "former" Reichsfuhrer-SEIU Andy Stern almost limitless access to the White House. Don't look anything into that "Workers of The World Unite" nonsense, either. How was Stern supposed to know that was the state motto of the Soviet Union ?
--It's even crazier to believe that Eliseo Medina, the Veep of SEIU who is fighting to the last hammer and sickle the Arizona Immigration law, is one of the most dangerous leftists in the United States. Anyone who is anyone has the Debs Award for being the nation's best socialist. The guy, after all, served on Obama's Transition Team dealing with immigration, so he's gotta be on the up and up, right ? Once again, it was the vetting process that was at fault, not His Chairmanship.
We could go on and on, but I'm afraid if I continue, I'll be the victim of "coincidence".
God help us all.
Repeatedly.
Let's take a look see at some of these coincidences, in no particular chronological order. Remember, Cass Sunstein, the Regulatory Czar, is watching, so it is in my best interests to portray all of this as one great misunderstanding.
--It is merely a coincidence that Tony Rezko, the disgraced Democrat party financier who helped the First Family buy a big ol' honking house in Chicago at a steal of a price is now sitting in prison.
--It is a coincidence that Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Chairman Obama's unused Imperial Senate seat.
--Bill Ayers just happened to be a guy who lived down the street, who just happened to be a terrorist, and who just happened to try to murder hundreds of people, and just happened to serve on every leftist, socialist, and Progressivevik board Chairman Obama sat on. Nothing to see here, citizens, move along.
--How can it possibly be Chairman Obama's fault that he appointed a communist czar in the case of the dearly departed Van Jones ? How is it Obama's fault that the guy is a BFF of a convicted cop killer ? Surely someone else dropped the ball during the vetting process.
--There is nothing to be gleaned from the fact that the Con Artists Formerly Known As Acorn were indicted all over the country for voter registration fraud after the '08 Popularity Contest. All Obama was only one of their favorite trainers, so how could he possibly know what had transpired in the inner bowels of the disgraced organization ?
--How could Chairman Obama have possibly known that Jeremiah Wright's church made David Dukes look and Robert Byrd look enlightened ? No one can possibly make a snap judgement after only 20 years of attendence and allowing the man to marry you to your wife and baptize your children. Let's get real, people.
--Attending socialist rallies while in college is just part of the extracurricular experience. After all, we want our future dictators...er...uh...Presidents to be well rounded, right ?
--Surely, it's not alarming that Science Czar John Holdren believes in eugenics and was confirmed by the Imperial Senate anyway, right ? How was Chairman Obama supposed to know that ? After all, Holdren only put forth his ideas in a college text book. Who reads those ?
--There's no call for concern when one considers Hugo Chavez's treatment of the free press awe inspiring. To FCC "Diversity Czar" Mark Lloyd, it was a mere job requirement for appointment to the regime's inner circle. (or should we say, "Inner Party" ? Oops. I forgot: It's a mere co-winkydink. Sorry. I'll try to be more objective.)
--If you think Kevin Jennings and his praise for communist pedophile Harry Hay is alarming, you must be a homophobe Tea Bagger who wants to repeal the Matthew Shepherd Law. After all, how was Chairman Obama's vetting staff supposed to know that ? We can't expect everyone to know how to use Google and Youtube. It is your fault, not Chairman Obama's, if you wouldn't leave your kid alone with this guy for five minutes. After all, everyone who applied for the "School Safety" czar position thinks NAMBLA is a-ok. What's your problem ?
--It's a crazy, and I mean off your meds crazy, coincidence that SEIU, everyone's favorite Socialist Empire In Utero, plunked 60 million smackers into Chairman Obama's campaign coffers for the '08 Popularity Contest, giving "former" Reichsfuhrer-SEIU Andy Stern almost limitless access to the White House. Don't look anything into that "Workers of The World Unite" nonsense, either. How was Stern supposed to know that was the state motto of the Soviet Union ?
--It's even crazier to believe that Eliseo Medina, the Veep of SEIU who is fighting to the last hammer and sickle the Arizona Immigration law, is one of the most dangerous leftists in the United States. Anyone who is anyone has the Debs Award for being the nation's best socialist. The guy, after all, served on Obama's Transition Team dealing with immigration, so he's gotta be on the up and up, right ? Once again, it was the vetting process that was at fault, not His Chairmanship.
We could go on and on, but I'm afraid if I continue, I'll be the victim of "coincidence".
God help us all.
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