Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Honesty Is The Best Policy

One thing that annoys me about the 2+2=5 Mob that calls itself the mainstream media is their lack of honesty. Whether it's the talentless hack Keith Olbermann telling his ten viewers that 45,000 Americans die every year from a lack of health insurance or Joyless Behar telling us she's a human and not a devil spawn, every day we're bombarded with lie after lie by the Ministry of Truth. Most of the time, I brush them off. Some of them are so outrageous they're not even worth repeating, let alone writing a column about. However, the latest lie about how tolerant the left is about religion... well, it's time to make 2+2=4 again.






Let's take a look at these two quotes from Katie Couric.





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"There is a debate to be had about the sensitivity of building this center so close to Ground Zero. But we can not let fear and rage tear down the towers of our core American values." -- Katie Couric's Notebook, 8-23-10.

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"Some of the values, depending on your perspective, may be deemed wholesome, but in other ways, I think people will see this community as eschewing diversity and promoting intolerance. Do you think the tenets of the community might result in defacto segregation as a result of some of the beliefs that are being espoused by the majority of the residents there ? You can understand how people would hear some of these things and be like, wow, this is really infringing on civil liberties and freedom of speech and right to privacy and all sorts of basic tenets that this country was founded on, right ?" Katie Couric questioning Tom Monaghan and Paul Marinelli's vision of a Christian community. 3-3-06. (Quote from S.E. Cupp's Losing Our Religion)

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So, Kates, does that mean Christianity is a religion of hate and radical Islam is a religion of peace ? C'mon, Kates, be honest. That's what you really think, right ? Remember, honesty is the best policy!
 
Folks, the 2+2=5 Mob, whether it's Inner Party Member Couric or Inner Party Member Maddcow, couldn't give a rat's rear end about religious tolerance, since the grand majority of them are angry atheists like Inner Party Member Maher. Whenever the ACLU shows up in fly-over country to knock over a Nativity Scene, the media cheers them on, like Romans cheering on the lions. Why is that, you ask ? The left hates God and wants to replace Him with government. No one must be bigger or be more important than Big Mommy and her Regime. That's why they'll stoop to any level, including pitting Jews, Christians, and Muslims against each other, in their effort to destroy religion.
 
 Let's look at the left's latest sacred cow, Feisal Abdul Rauf's proposal of a Hamasque at Ground Zero and resulting hubballoo it created as prime example of this religion bating by the lefties. The left actively supports it because they can portray those who oppose it as small minded bigots. Nevermind the fact that 77% of voters (which at last check includes Muslims) oppose the House of Hatred, the Progressivevik left fully supports it. They certainly can't let a good controversy go to waste, just like Ol' Rahmbo can't let a good crisis go to waste. So the moment the first anti-Hamasque sign was waved, Progressiveviks from Sea to Shining Sea started screeching about tolerance, as if opposing the Hamasque was somehow un-American. They also knew the firestorm they were igniting would obviously pit Jews and Christians against Muslims, so Progressivevik frauds like Katie Couric and New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg kept fanning the flames. Why ? To discredit religion and to show America that religion creates hatred, that's why.
 
Since honesty is the best policy, I'll be honest with you, dear reader. I'm not the most religious guy around. I don't remember one word of Hebrew from my Bar-Mitzvah, and as far as I'm concerned, if it doesn't have bacon on it, it isn't food. However, I still identify myself as a Jew and I'm a real big fan of The Big Conservative Upstairs. I know He has my back, and I'll always have His. While God protects my soul, I'll always protect His reputation here on Earth from the Progressiveviks who want to trash it.
 
Normally, I end this column with "God help us all". In this case, it isn't appropriate. He's given us plenty of help and guidance with religion. Let's not let the Progressiveviks take away that gift.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

A Guest Columnist

Folks, I, your humble Right Wing Extremist columnist, am feeling very lazy. So, like all other big name media titans, I am using a fill in. Let's give a warm welcome to Bob Herbert of the New York Slimes! Take it away, Bob!



America is better than Glenn Beck. For all of his celebrity, Mr. Beck is an ignorant, divisive, pathetic figure. On the anniversary of the great 1963 March on Washington he will stand in the shadows of giants — Abraham Lincoln and the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Who do you think is more representative of this nation?
Bob Herbert
Consider a brief sampling of their rhetoric.
Lincoln: “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”
King: “Never succumb to the temptation of becoming bitter.”
Beck: “I think the president is a racist.”
Washington was on edge on the morning of Aug. 28, 1963. The day was sunny and very warm and N-groes, as we were called in those days, were coming into town by the tens of thousands. The sale of liquor was banned. Troops stood by to restore order if matters got out of control. President John F. Kennedy waited anxiously in the White House to see how the day would unfold.
It unfolded splendidly. The crowd for the “March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom” grew to some 250,000. Nearly a quarter of the marchers were white. They gathered at the Lincoln Memorial, where they were enthralled by the singing of Mahalia Jackson and Joan Baez. The march was all about inclusion and the day seemed to swell with an extraordinary sense of camaraderie and good feeling.
The climax, of course, was Dr. King’s transcendent "I Have A Dream" speech. Jerald Podair, a professor of American studies at Lawrence University in Wisconsin, has called Aug. 28, 1963, “the most important single day in civil rights history.” This is the historical legacy that Glenn Beck, a small man with a mean message, has chosen to tread upon with his cynical rally on Saturday at that very same Lincoln Memorial.
Beck is a provocateur who likes to play with matches in the tinderbox of racial and ethnic confrontation. He seems oblivious to the real danger of his execrable behavior. He famously described President Obama as a man “who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.”
He is an integral part of the vicious effort by the Tea Party and other elements of the right wing to portray Mr. Obama as somehow alien, a strange figure who is separate and apart from — outside of — ordinary American life. As the watchdog group Media Matters for America has noted, Beck said of the president, “He chose to use the name, Barack, for a reason, to identify not with America — you don’t take the name Barack to identify with America. You take the name Barack to identify, with what? Your heritage? The heritage, maybe, of your father in Kenya, who is a radical?”
Facts and reality mean nothing to Beck. And there is no road too low for him to slither upon. The Southern Poverty Law Center tells us that in a twist on the civil rights movement, Beck said on the air that he “wouldn’t be surprised if in our lifetime dogs and fire hoses are released or opened on us. I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of us get a billy club to the head. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of us go to jail — just like Martin Luther King did — on trumped-up charges. Tough times are coming.”
He makes you want to take a shower.
In Beck’s view, President Obama is driven by a desire to settle “old racial scores” and his ultimate goal is “reparations” for black Americans. Abe Lincoln and Dr. King could only look on aghast at this clown.
Beck has been advertising his rally as nonpolitical, but its main speaker is Sarah Palin. She had her own low moment recently as a racial provocateur, publicly voicing her support for Laura Schlessinger, radio’s “Dr. Laura,” who went out of her way to humiliate a black caller by continuously using the n-word to make a point, even after the caller had made it clear that she was offended.
Palin’s advice to Schlessinger: “Don’t retreat — reload.”
There is a great deal of hatred and bigotry in this country, but it does not define the country. The daily experience of most Americans is not a bitter experience and for all of our problems we are in a much better place on these matters than we were a half century ago.
But I worry about the potential for violence that grows out of unrestrained, hostile bombast. We’ve seen it so often. A little more than two weeks after the 1963 March on Washington, the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham was bombed by the Ku Klux Klan and four young black girls were killed. And three months after the march, Jack Kennedy was assassinated.
My sincere advice to Beck, Palin and their followers is chill, baby, chill.
A version of this op-ed appeared in print on August 28, 2010, on page A19 of the New York edition.


Actually, this is a set up. This is a hit piece on you, Bob. Just like my readers, I loathe you.


See Bob, the reason why Glenn Beck is so big is...you and the rest of the 2+2=5 Mob that calls itself the mainstream media is so small intellectually. You expected We The People to turn into We the Progressiveviks because you snapped your fingers. Here's a hint for you, Bob. We're not Pavlovian dogs that respond to stimuli. We're human beings. We think. We feel. We think Beck is right and the country is on a Bataan Death March towards oblivion. We feel Chairman Obama is the divisive one, not the human cartoon character who plays Six Degrees of Barack Hussein Obama for a living.

Where was your outrage when our Dear Leader called his own grandmother who raised him a "typical white person" ? Why weren't you hacking away on your keyboard when Obama was bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia who, at last check, has a Gestapo-like "morality police" who have women flogged for being out and about without a burqa ? Why weren't you screaming at the top of your lungs when the Failed Messiah made fun of the Special Olympics ? Well, Bob ?

The reason why there is a 9/12 Project, Freedomworks, 8/28 Rally, and the like is the fact that We The People are dissatisfied. Barack Obama is foreign. No, I'm not saying he was born in Kenya, (maybe I am if it annoys you) but he has done his level headed best to change this country from a Constitutional Republic into a European Social Democracy. We don't want the crony capitalism of bailouts for financial institutions and unions. We don't want the rationing of state-run health care. We want the First Amendment exactly as written. No, Bob, we don't want to be forced to green our houses against our will. We like our guns and we're keeping them. Every poll, from Rassmussen to the one Destiny swings on as she "works" her way through college, says the American people don't want a "fundamentally changed" America, we want a restored one.

Bob, we know tough times are coming. I wouldn't be surprised if dogs and hoses are used on the Tea Party. After all, Big Mommy doesn't like her authority being questioned. For example, if I choose to do what I want with my own money and not buy health insurance in 2013, I risk jail time. With a blatant attack on civil liberties like that, why shouldn't I believe Homeland Security agents might do God knows what to quell dissent ?

Bob, we're not racist. We're not violent. We're simply not going to remain silent anymore. We The People are the ones who make this country work. We're the phone sales managers who solve customer service issues. We're the telemarketers who interrupt your dinner. We're the make up artists who give you a spray tan for your night out on the town. We're the 911 operators who take your phone call when your father in law faints in your dining room. We're the delivery drivers, the dispatchers, the overworked waitress with a sick two year-old at home. We're the ones who matter, Bob. Frankly, we're annoyed.

Normally, I'd end this with "God help us all." Today, I don't have to. God did help us with the 8/28 Rally.

Insanity, Progressivevik Style

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."--Albert Einstein




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Who can argue with that ? Who in their right mind, with a fully functioning cerebral cortex and no discernible head trauma can argue with that ?





Your modern tattooed, wallet chain wearing, unemployed, Media Matters believing, Obama Progressivevik drone.





Since the beginning of the Progressivevik Error, the United States political scene has been the definition of insanity. For decades, we've had an endless cyle of Progressivevik failue and Conservative reform that led to a golden era in American hisrory. If you'll notice:





--The ugliness of Woodrow Wilson's war socialism, "three minute men" propaganda spewers, and the direct attack on the First Amendment was replaced by the economic good times of the Roaring Twenties, which were spurred on by the slashing of government and taxes by Conservative Presidents Warren G. Harding and Calvin Coolidge.



--The absolute horrors that were the regimes of Franklin Dictator Roosevelt and Harry I Wish It Weren't Truman were replaced by the good times that were the late Fifties. On the watch of Franklin Dictator Roosevelt, we had a recession turn into the Great Depression and a little engagement you may have heard of called World War II. After Franklin Dictator Roosevelt retired to his grave, his henchman Truman sat back and watched as the Soviet Union replaced Nazi Germany as Europe's conquerer. This emboldened communists the world over, especially in the vacation spots known as Korea and Vietnam. During the administration of Republican President Dwight D. Eisenhower, we had sock hops, luncheonette counters, the hula hoop, and the '57 Chevy that did not require the President of the United States to beg citizens to buy. Most importantly, the good times of the late 50's laid the foundations of the Civil Rights Movement of Dr. Martin Luther King. (I say this not to be politically correct, I honestly believe this, as do the majority of Americans.)



--After the assassination of JFK, the United States had uninterrupted Progressivevik rule through the Carter Accident. LBJ brought us the socialism of welfare and Medicaid, and the escalation of the Vietnam War. Trickie Dickie tried to nationalize healthcare along with a certain Massachusetts Senator who should have died in prison for murder. (No, Nixon was not a Conservative.) Ford bored the nation into voting for the anti-Semite peanut farmer Jimmy Carter, who proceeded to give America a Department of Energy that produces no energy and a Department of Education that has yet to educate a single child. Many feared the Carter Accident was the final nail in America's coffin, until Ronald Reagan came along and destroyed the Soviet Empire without firing a single shot and made America fabulously wealthy at the same time.



We could go on and on, with Newt Gingrich's Conservative uprising that that led to welfare reform and the totally rad Nineties that Bill Clinton helped usher in against his will or the rebirth of the state of New Jersey under Chris Christie. It would be an insane act if I tried to list them all.



The point is this, America. No matter how the Progressiveviks package it, whether they call it the New Deal, The Great Society, Hope and Change, or 2+2=5, it's all the same crap that leads to disaster. Why keep perpetuating the same vicious cycle ? Are we insane as Albert Einstein would define it ?





God help us all if we are.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

A Legal Act Of Terror

The one thing I have always promised the readers of this column is the truth. I never sugar coat it. I don't wrap it into neat little packages and I don't do "politically correct". I call them as I see them. That being said, without further ado--






The Ground Zero Mosque is an act of terror.





There are those like Katie Couric and Rachel Maddcow who will call me a bigot. Janet From Another Planet Napolitano might put me on some sort of watch list. Princess Nancy, Ruler of the People's Republic of Pelosi, will probably want to investigate who's paying me to write this column. (The answer is no one, you botoxed fascist. Considering what you and the rest of the 2+2=5 Progressivevik Junta that makes up Congress have to done to the economy, I wish someone was.) Well, I don't care. I'm not afraid. I'm willing to look at evil dead in the eye and kick it in the nuts.



The House of Hatred at Park 51 has nothing to do with tolerance, God, or touchy-feely nonsense. It has everything to do with promoting Shariah law and sticking it to America. Oh, what's that, Olbermann ? I'm a hatemonger ? What do you make of this quote from Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the chief instigator of this mess, in his column in the HuffingtonandPuffington Post:





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"But it is important that we understand what is meant by Shariah law. Islamic law is about God's law, and it is not that far from what we read in the Declaration of Independence about 'the Laws of Nature and Nature's God.' "





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Not far from the Declaration of Independence ? Where in the Declaration does it mention forcing women to wear burqas ? Where in the Declaration of Independence does it say we should stone people to death for adultery or wage jihad against unbelievers ?



From the above statement, we can see that Rauf sees no difference between Shariah law and the principles that founded our nation. How is this not a humongous red flag ? How on God's green, and not to mention cooling, earth can we trust Feisal Abdul Rauf's motives if he believes that there is little difference between Shariah law and Constitutional law ?



If you mix the above statement with Rauf's refusal to condmemn Hamas as a terrorist organization and his statements about how the United States has more blood on its hands than al-Qaeda, his true vision for the House of Hatred at Park 51 becomes crystal clear: It's a legal act of terror, almost as ominous as 9/11 itself. It will prove that America can be defeated by its own laws. After the House of Hatred, we'll start seeing more Shariah compliant institutions. Within a generation or two, the United States will be like Great Britain and France, fighting off Shariah separatists in their own countries.



God help us all.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Herr Speaker Has Spoken

"There is no question that there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque (is) being funded." --Princess Nancy, Ruler of The People's Republic of Pelosi, on Tuesday.








"I support the statement made by the Interfaith Alliance that 'We agree with the (Anti-Defamation League) that there is a need for transparency about who is funding the effort to build this Islamic center. At the same time, we should also ask who is funding the attacks against the construction of the center" --Princess Nancy, trying to save her skin on Wednesday.







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You want answers, Your Highness ? Ok. The answer is this: None of your f-ing business, you fascist witch.





Sorry, folks. I can't even fake being civil on this one. Quite frankly, this outrage is almost as bad as the Hamasque. We have the Speaker of The House calling for investigations for those who are exercising their First Amendment right to speak freely. We have the Speaker of The House sounding like she's the Speaker of The Reichstag in 1933. Good bye America, hello Fourth Reich. You'll have to pardon my foul mood. Watching my freedom being slowly but surely being taken away tends to make me hostile.



That may seem melodramatic to some, but we no longer live in times where we can sit back, crack open a beer, and tell ourselves "That can't happen here." We now live in a time that forces us to say, "Well, I hope that's not true." Left and right no longer matter, now it's a question of who has power and who doesn't. Princess Nancy isn't some back bencher, or a helpless dork like Dennis Kucinich. She has the power to make her wishes become reality. Grease has been added to the Slippery Slope, as the government is now threatening those who refuse to go along with the program.



Folks, if you think the Midterms are going to be a magical cure-all for this insanity, you're not paying attention. Will the good guys win ? Sure, but it will be like putting a Hello Kitty band-aid on a stage 4 cancerous tumor. We The People have got to drive a wooden stake into the heart of the Progressivevik movement. No, I'm not talking about violence, Secretary Napolitano, so you can remove your snipers from my roof. I'm talking about standing up and screaming at the top your lungs: "Bullsh--! You can't make me!" For my friends on the Religious Right, feel free to keep it at a simple "No thank you." (We aim to please here at Absolutely Nobama.) That's all it takes. Fascism needs the consent of the governed to work, just like our beloved Constitutional Republic.





Madam Speaker, we all know what your favorite word is. Ours is NO, as in no, you will not take our rights from us, as in, no, you will not tell us what to think, and no, 2+2 does not equal five.





God help us all.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Go Pee Up A Rope, Progressiveviks!

“The race to the bottom in the Republican party this year – whether it is around revisiting the 14th amendment, whether it’s around immigration, or whether it is around this now [the 9/11 Mosquerade] – the race to the bottom means 2012 could be very, very depressing to watch. It’s almost like the party decided to update itself as the Know-nothing version 2.0.” --Anita Dunn, former head Maoist of the Obama administration

Is it me, or is this the only way the Progressiveviks know how to answer any question ? Oh, you don't like Obamacare(less) ? You're a racist. Oh, you want to protect our borders ? You're an Archie Bunker wanna-be. Oh, you don't want to be taxed to death ? You want to see school children in the inner cities suffer. Against gay marriage ? You are a homophobe. Not thrilled with the 9/11 Mosquerade ? You're an Islamophobe. It goes on and on, ad nauseum.

Take heart, True Believer. This means We The People are winning and They The 2+2=5 Progressiveviks are losing.

See, the reason useful idiots like Anita Dunn lash out with crap like this is simple. They can't defend anything they believe in. No one in their right mind can possibly agree with the Progressivevik dystopian vision. For example, I once tried to explain Keynsian economics to my cats. Bootsies and Buddi immediately began making protest signs and joined up with Freedomworks. Yes, folks, even non simians can't be fooled into believing in anything that Chairman Obama and his cronies are trying to force us to believe in. (However, the cats are still forbidden to read Animal Farm. Better safe than sorry.)

The moral to this little rant is this: Let 'em go pee up a rope. Let the Anita Dunns, the Van Joneses, the talentless Keith Olbermanns, and the Rachel Maddcows of the world call us racists, poopheads, teabaggers, or anything else their simple minds can conjure up. Only sticks and stones will brake our bones, after all. The point is, we've got 'em on the ropes, (not the ones they peed up, of course.) and soon we'll be knocking 'em out. It will be a November To Remember in Progressivakia for sure.

Normally, I'd end this column with : "God help us all", but Anita's whining is proof that The Big Conservative Upstairs is listening and He's on our side.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Not So Fast, Urkel!

On Friday night, as Chairman Obama celebrated Ramadan, he spoke eloquently about how, in the name of religious freedom, the Cordoba Initiative should be allowed to be build the 9/11 Mosquerade. On Saturday, after a possible profanity laced tirade by Rahm Emmanuel or a tearful plea from David Axelrod, Obama backpedaled faster than Deion Sanders covering Jerry Rice.






Not so fast, Urkel. We The People demand answers.





This is not just your ordinary Presidential oopsie. This isn't Hillary's Less Than Faithful Husband pleading his innocence in the question of whether or not he touched the chubby intern. This isn't Tricky Dickie proclaiming that he's squeaky clean in the Watergate mess, and this isn't Bush foolishly standing in front of a banner that says "Mission Accomplished" with thousands of troops still risking their lives trying to "win hearts and minds". This is different.





No, Benjamin Jealous, it's not because Chairman Obama is black. Kindly remove your protesters from my lawn.





This all about Chairman Obama's character. Now, we all have skeletons in our closets. Our Dear Leader, however has a cemetery full of them in his closet that come to life every full moon. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't our Failed Messiah:



--say that America is one of the great Muslim nations on the planet ?



--spend part of his youth in Indonesia, attending Muslim religious schools ?



--hang out with Rashid Khalidi, a Palestinian terror apologist ?



--ban the use of the words "Islamic terrorist" by his administration ?



--instruct his NASA chief to make Muslims feel good about their contributions toward science ?



--instruct Hitlery Clinton to hand $500 million smackers to help rebuild Gaza, knowing full well the money would end up in Hamas' greedy paws ?



--give a speech at West Point to the cadets that might be shipping out to Afghanistan that lacked the word "victory" ?



--blurt out some weird shout-outs before his speech on the Fort Hood terror attack ?



--hang with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn of the Palestinian Flotilla fame ?



Of, course we can go on and on and on and on.........



The bottom line is this: We can't trust Chairman Obama's motives. Whether it's the stunning revelations of communists in the White House like Anita Dunn, Ron Bloom, Van Jones, and Carol Browner, appointing a weirdo like Andy Stern to the Deficit Reduction Committee, or standing with Mexico's President as he rips into Congress over the Arizona Immigration Law, or making a speeches abroad that criticize America, something seemed off. Chairman Obama was always the milk you were never quite sure about.



Until now. Now the milk is spoiled. Chairman Obama has succeeded in completely alienating the country with his support of the 9/11 Mosquerade.



If Chairman Obama gave a crap about this country and its morale, he would have stood up at that Ramadan dinner and said, "Let me be perfectly clear. You may have the right to build the Cordoba project, but that doesn't make it right. We must remember that our rights end at the point where they interfere with someone else's. This project interferes with the rights of New Yorkers not to be offended. In the name of the unity I have pledged to bring to our country, I respectfully ask that the project be moved elsewhere." Even if he didn't mean it 100%, it would have meant something to all of us proles.



God help us all.