Monday, May 31, 2010

I Will Now Say It....

If you take a scan of my previous columns, you'll note one word is curiously absent.

It starts with an "i", has the name of a fruit in the middle, and ends with a nice condiment.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have never mentioned the word impeachment. That is until now.

The whole Job Gate mess involving Joe Sestak, where either former President and Walking Hormone Bill Clinton or, more likely, someone in the White House offered Sestak some sort of job to drop out of the Imperial Senate primary race against Benedict Arlen, who was offered help by the White House if he jumped ship and became a Democrat...... Sorry. I lost my train of thought. I threw up in my mouth a little. Corruption tends to make gag. Or scream "High Crimes and Misdemeanors!" while tossing my cookies.

We all know what happened. Sestak whupped Benedict at the polls, and ding dong, the wicked witch was dead. Now, the only thing that remains is that pesky question "what job was offered ?" Some are speculating that it was the Secretary of The Navy, which would require Chairman Obama's approval. Now, I'm going to shoot that one down right away. Chairman Obama may not be much of a leader, but he's a graduate of Chicago politics. The first thing you learn in Machine politics is never leave an evidence trail leading the Feds toward you. The Secretary of the Navy job would have done that, and I can't see his Chairmanship making that kind of mistake. Actually, I find the White House's version of events much more creepy and more believable. The White House claims that they offered Sestak an unpaid advisory role that he could keep while serving in Congress. That story is more believable, and quite frankly, far more dangerous. What kind of advisory job ? Would this give Sestak more power than the average Congressman ? Would this give Sestak unprecedented access to our Dear Leader ? Would Joe Sestak become some sort of czar ? Would Sestak be straddling both sides of the fence between the Executive and Legislative Branches ? Would he be mole for the administration, leaking information to them ?

I've resisted saying it since day one of this National Nightmare, but screw it, here it goes: OBAMA MUST BE IMPEACHED. This is a terrible precedent to be setting. Granted, the whole idea of Biden running the show would give me and anyone else with else with a functioning brain nervous diarrhea, but this obvious act of corruption must be investigated and ultimately punished. I know I have a better shot at playing quarterback in the NFL than actually seeing this happen, but we, as Conservatives, must start pounding on the war drums. We need to get the few remaining Conservatives in Congress on this bandwagon. If we don't--

God help us all.

We will have emboldened Chairman Obama and reinforced his belief that he can do anything he wants. We'll go from "In God We Trust" to "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Chairman." If nothing is done, if this is allowed to blow over, fascism will be the result. So let me say it again--

God help us all.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation

In the midst of the worst ecological disaster in US history, two wars, dozens of undeclared shadow wars, a brewing bribery scandal, a shaky economy that is looking more and more like Zimbabwe's, Chairman Obama did what any red-blooded American President with steel in his spine would do-- pack up the wife, the 2.4 kids, and the dog that has accidents all over the White House and head to Chicago for a vacation.

Don't get me wrong, I understand there's no such thing as vacations for Presidents. It's not like they don't have staff meetings, attend local events, and the like, but this is ugly. Once again, his Chairmanship looks tonedeaf. It looks like he is heading to Chicago to get more instructions from Richard Dailey and the Machine. Once again, it looks like he doesn't care. Once again, it looks like he's being an arrogant SOB.

I guess what bothers me the most is the fact that Chairman Obama could have come down here to Florida, or one of the other states that are standing on the edge of oblivion due to his incompetence for vacation. Sure, Obama's mystique has died a much deserved death, no question about it, but wouldn't it have spoken volumes if the First Family had chosen to vacation in a Gulf state and patronized some of the businesses that are being threatened with extinction ? Wouldn't it be great if Chairman Obama had a little impromptu town hall at a beach side resturaunt in Venice, Florida or munched on jumbalaya shrimp in a Louisiana coastal resturaunt ? Wouldn't be swell if our Dear Leader cut a public service announcement saying "We're getting this situation under control, people. The beaches are still beautiful, the water is still nice and warm, and hey, this seafood is out of this world. The Gulf is not dead. Not by a longshot."

Instead, Obama is heading to Chicago, blowing off a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery to honor those who have fallen in battle defending our freedom (Arlington would have been a fine vacation spot also, despite what the lamestream media would have you believe, we are at war.), blowing off Elkhart, Indiana, which was the location of many of his poop-ulist speeches when he was pimping the ill-fated Stimulus plan, or perhaps the First Family could have visited the San Joaquim Valley in California so Chairman Obama could see first hand how his policies are killing communities throughout the country. (As an educational activity for the kids, Obama could show the kids how to turn on the pumps so the farmers could finally have water.)

No one, including yours truly, is going to pretend that Chairman Obama's job is a bed of roses. No one is going to say he doesn't deserve time off. At the same time, our Dear Leader could have been a tad more sensitive about the timing of this vacation, especially since it comes on the heels of his last vacation, approximately six months ago, when the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber almost killed thousands in Detroit. (Another fine vacation destination.)

Once again, I'm forced to say it:

God help us all.

They're Surrounding Us! Again!

Do you know who Amanda Aguirre is ?

No, she's not another shadowy SEIU leader or Chairman Obama's latest UNELECTED czar. She's a Democrat state senator from Arizona who is leading a delegation of Mexican and Arizonan lawmakers who are appealing to the United Nations to declare the Arizona Immigration law a human rights violation, according to the Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Yes, you read that right.

If this isn't a clue that the Progressiveviks haven't destroyed the Democratic party and that they're all ginned up on the idea of world government, than I don't know what is. Granted, there's nothing the UN or IACHR (Inter-American Comission on Human Rights, the other leftist machine Aguirre whined to.) could do legally, the fact of the matter is this: this is as disloyal to one's country as it gets. Is it treason ? No, but it's an ugly move. Did the Conservatives cry to the UN about Obamacareless and how it's going to off Grandma ? Nope. We said : "Screw you. We're going to vote out anyone who voted for this piece of crap and repeal it." We took our defeat in that battle like adults and reloaded (Like Sarah Palin, we don't retreat.) so we could ultimately win the war. However, Progressiveviks, like this Aguirre character, don't believe in our sovereignty. They think the UN Charter should take presidence over our Constitution. They believe that the UN should be basis of a world government, like this Aguirre apparently does.

I understand the frustration over the Arizona Immgiration law. As I've said many times, I'm not the biggest fan in the world of it. As a Libertarian, I'm not willing to give any government, local, state, or federal, so much as an inch because I know they'll take the whole damn yardstick. However, what hell was Arizona supposed to do ? The Big Mommy government in Washington is more concerned with meals on wheels in Haiti, bailing out Greece, and promoting social justice than it is in protecting our borders, which oddly enough, is the whole purpose of the government in the first place.

State Senator Aguirre, your beef is not with your state government. Your beef is with the federal government. It's the Big Mommy regime in Washington's incompetence and indifference that forced the state of Arizona to enact the law. You don't like the law ? Fine. Fight against it. That's your right and your duty as both a citizen and a state legislator. Your current actions, however, are an insult to your constituents and your country. You should be ashamed of yourself, and quite frankly, you should be removed from office. You are in violation of your oath of office which requires you to support the laws of Arizona. (Mounting a court case against the law is still, in a way, supporting the law, or at very least, the spirit of the law. Crying to the UN or some other international leftist group in hopes of killing the law does not, and in my humble opinion, violates the oath of office for state legislators.) In case you forgot, Senator Aguirre, here's the oath you took:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution and laws of the State of Arizona, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same and defend them against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that I will faithfully and impartially discharge the duties of the office of ______________ according to the best of my ability, so help me God (or so I affirm.) "

Once again, I'm getting that sinking feeling. They're surrounding us. Again.

God help us all.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Citizen Of The World

Remember when our Dear Leader said this at a campaign rally in Berlin during the '08 Popularity Contest ?

"I come to Berlin as so many of my countrymen have come before. Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President, but as a citizen - a proud citizen of the United States, and a fellow citizen of the world."

Aside from the fact that it's creepy as hell for me as a Jew to watch some demogogue whip Germans into a frenzy, this quote has stuck with me as an example of Chairman Obama's citizen of the world mentality that has had disastrous results for the United States. Now, there's some who will say my Official Glenn Beck Tinfoil Hat is too tight and I'm just another member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy". However, as usual, I have proof. No PMSNBC reporting here.

My first example is not for the faint of heart, but let's have some Spauldings about it. Recently, Chairman Obama sent 1200 troops to the Arizona border, to, well...I don't know what they're going to do since they aren't there to stop the fence jumpers. An Obama drone would point out that Chairman Obama is on the case, backing up the embattled Border Patrol with troops. A person who is conscious and uses their head for more than a hat rack would point out that this is just more cynical partisanship by our Failed Messiah and this is merely an attempt to cut off the Republican party's argument that Obama is for amnesty. Why would a conscious person with full control of their mental faculties come to that conclusion ? Alinskyite Prime sent more troops to Haiti for "Operation Meals on Wheels" than he did to secure our border. Obama sent 10000 troops to Haiti along with the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson and the USS Bataan along with the troops with the lightning like precision the United States military is known for, and yet he can only muster 1200 troops to defend the US border ? What kind of crap is that ? I could be snarky and also mention that his Chairmanship sent the exact number of troops to Haiti that he shorted General McChrystal in Afghanistan, but why kick a guy when he's already down in the polls ?

I know there will be some crybaby Progressiveviks who will scream that it's the responsibilty of the United States to take care of a poor country like Haiti, but is it really ? Where in the Constitution does it say that the United States is the world's Rapid Response Team ? How was national security threatened by an earthquake in Haiti ? Yes, it's a tragedy, but why is this a burden for our military or the tax payer to shoulder ? (Regardless of what the lamestream media would have you believe, The United States is at, uh...involved in an Overseas Contigency Plan.) How on God's green, and not to mention, cooling earth can Obama justify this outrage ? I'm no Constitutional expert, but I'm fairly certain defending our borders and stopping Islamo-Nazis from getting their filthy paws on nuclear weapons is why we have a military in the first place. However, according to the Citizen of The World In Chief, being the world's best friend is far more important than national security. The result of this: The war in Afghanistan is becoming a quagmire and ranchers in southern Arizona are being threatened by illegal aliens or being murdered. Nice, huh ?

Speaking of speed, wouldn't it have been great if Chairman Obama had reacted as quickly to the BP brouhaha as he did to Haiti ? Why, the "damn hole" would have been plugged by now. However, that is not how Chairman Obama operates. Our Dear Leader believes that tragedies only occur in other countries, while American greed is the cause of all of our problems. As a result, there is an oil slick the size of New York state in the Gulf of Mexico that is threatening the property and jobs of millions of Americans who live on the East Coast. Sure, Obama and his Purpleshirts have their jackboots "on BP's throat" (Remember the quote I opened with ? Don't forget the speech that the quote was taken from was in Berlin.) but as usual, nothing positive has been accomplished by Obama and the Big Government That Couldn't. We are now heading into day 39 of this disaster with no end in sight. The reason this is becoming a Biblical disaster is Obama's inaction. Why wasn't the Coast Guard there pronto ? Why wasn't the US Navy there ? The US Navy sent an aircraft carrier and an amphibious warship to hand out meals in Haiti, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal needs permits to build protective berms to protect the coastline of Louisiana ? It may be cliche', but I have to say it: WTF ?!

The moral to this sad and demented tale is this: We need a President who puts America first. We can't be the world's Rapid Response Team anymore. (No, I didn't like it when Bush sent the Navy to Indonesia after the tsunami, either.) We can't keep supporting the world. If a country like Greece spends its self into oblivion, too bad. If a country like Haiti allows its corrupt government to keep it in the Third World, it sucks to be them. Chairman Obama may be a citizen of the world, but We The People are not. If Chairman Obama wants to play sugar daddy to the rest of the world, let him do it with his own money. Not ours.

God help us all.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Steel In His Spine ?

Remember when Schmoe Biden said this about candidate Obama during the '08 Popularity Contest:

"They're[Obama's critics or the voices in Schmoe's head] going to find this guy's got steel in his spine."

Um...We're still waiting, Joe. Where's that steel ?

Is it me or is it not in Chairman Obama's DNA to make any sort of quick and decisive decision ? In the last year and some change, we've seen Chairman Obama blither and dither for months about sending additional troops to Afghanistan despite the fact that the al-Qaeda and Taliban whackjobs were getting closer and closer to getting their filthy paws on Pakistan's nuclear weapons, we've seen Chairman Obama sit on his hands as Kim Jong Mentally Ill's murderers sank a South Korean ship, and the only thing he was able to contribute to the BP disaster was this bit of wisdom: "Plug the damn hole". (Some accounts had him shrieking that at hapless staffers.)

Call me crazy and off my meds, but I'd be hard pressed to call any of the above actions examples of having steel in one's spine.

It makes me wonder: What if we had a 9/11 style terrorist attack in the US ? What if another Katrina hits the southeasten US ? What if Chairman Obama's Keynsian-economics-on-steroids policies cause a meltdown that makes the '08 Meltdown look like a bull market ? What if North Korea's Homicidal Muppet starts firing working missiles at Hawaii ? What will he do then ? It's obvious that his confidence is broken. We don't seem to see our Dear Leader on TV every ten seconds anymore, unless another one of his socialist sound bites is the target of a Glenn Beck monologue. He's now even ducking the lamestream media, who pushed him over the goalline during the '08 Popularity Contest. (Or should I say "Goldline", Congressman Weiner ?) Forget steel in his spine, this guy has nothing but fluff and pansies in his spine.

To steal a line from our Failed Messiah, let me be perfectly clear: Obama must go in '12. This guy has done the impossible. He has made the Carter Error look like a Golden Age. If Chairman Obama suddenly went all capitalist on us and bought a funeral parlor, no one would die for at least twenty years, even with Obamacareless denying health care to the elderly. He's the worst kind of socialist: an incompetent one.

I could be snarky and remind you about that insane statement Obama made about how his election was going recede the oceans and heal the earth, but I'm not going to do that. I don't have time. I'm too busy building my bomb shelter and hoarding food. If you're smart, you'll put down your laptop and do the same.

Oh, yes, I forgot. Liquidate all your holdings and buy gold from Goldline! A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau, after all! Never know when it will come in handy with the world ending soon!

God help us all.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Rapidly Losing Faith

I'm rapidly losing faith in the federal government.

Now, this isn't just the usual Right Wing overheated rhetoric. No, Inner Party Member Sunstein, I don't need the rat mask affixed to my face again in Room 101. I'm seriously losing my faith in the federal government. Why is that you ask ? The Progressivevik media and its propaganda spewers like Rachel Maddcow would say it's becaue I'm a racist teabagger, as would any random Hollywood leftist like Jay Leno and Danny Glover. Sherlock Napolitano, the figurehead running the Department of Homeland Lack of Security, would say I've been brainwashed by some Right Wing Extremist antigovernment group and I'm some sort of security threat.

As usual, the above nimrods are wrong.

Chairman Obama, you have some serious competition. There's one person who makes me resent government as much as you.


My beef with Anthony Weiner (S-NY) is his investigation of Goldline and Glenn Beck. In fairness and complete disclosure, I am a huge Beck fan, but that has nothing to do with my utter distaste for Weiner. (Go ahead, feel free to insert whatever joke your twisted mind can come up with in regards to that last sentence. Mmmhmmm. Yes. That's hilarious, yes. You should be a comedian.) With our nation in complete economic and political chaos, we have a sitting (on his hands) Congressman worried about what some political commentator is hawking on his radio show. Weiner claims that it's all about protecting the middle class from mindlessly throwing away their savings on fool's gold becuase Glenn Beck ordered them to do so. If you believe that, you might also be interested in the bridge he's selling, slightly used, or you might believe the earth has a fever because of global warming.

Now, I could be snarky and say that the people who can actually afford to invest in gold are a dying breed, but that's too easy. That's like shooting paralyzed fish in a barrel with an M-16A2 on full auto. (Take that, Rosie!) No, this is a deeper problem. Instead of watching Beck like a weird gym teacher watching the kids shower, maybe Weiner could investigate:

--the Department of Justice dropping its case against the New Black Panther Party bringing billy clubs to Pennsylvania polling places.

--why nothing has been accomplished by Chairman Obama and his gang in the Gulf Oil Spill fiasco.

--exactly how many communists like the dearly departed Van Jones are still lurking in the ranks of our Dear Leader's UNELECTED czars.

--how the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber got on a plane headed towards the United States despite the fact that his own father warned the State Department in Nigeria that his son has become a radicalized Islamic psychopath.

--why the Army didn't react sooner to Maj. Nidal Hassan's increasingly loony behavior and why DHS didn't step in when it was learned that Hassan was communicating with al-Qaeda. (Yes, Chrissy Matthews, calling al-Qaeda is a crime.)

--why, most importantly, is the Department of Justice not investigating the whole Jobgate mess involving Joe Sestak (S-PA) and that whole business about the Obama administration offering the Congressman a job if he dropped out of his primary race against Benedict Arlen. Why, that sounds like "high crimes and misdemeanors" to me!

Anthony Weiner is an example of what is wrong with the Big Mommy Regime in DC. He is more interested in eliminating its enemies rather than fixing problems in a logical, coherent way. To a hack like Weiner, someone like Beck who speaks his mind is far more dangerous than Black Panthers wielding billy clubs at polling places. Welcome to Wonderland, kids.

We are wearing hamburger flavored bathing suits in shark infested waters. It doesn't get any more dangerous than this. The government is trying to silence its critics, once again proving me, Beck, and all of the rest of us "Extremists" right when we don't even want to be right.

God help us all.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Obama: Victim of Coincidence

You have to wonder: Did Chairman Obama break a mirror during the '08 Popularity Contest ? Or, did he break one while attending mosque as a child in Indonesia ? Perhaps he broke a mirror during his attendence at socialist rallies during his college days. Nonetheless, our Dear Leader has had the worst luck, culminating in the 44% approval rating he now has, according to Rassmussen. According to the lamestream media, we shoud diseregard all the facts and just chalk it all up to the fact that Chairman Obama is a victim of coincidence.


Let's take a look see at some of these coincidences, in no particular chronological order. Remember, Cass Sunstein, the Regulatory Czar, is watching, so it is in my best interests to portray all of this as one great misunderstanding.

--It is merely a coincidence that Tony Rezko, the disgraced Democrat party financier who helped the First Family buy a big ol' honking house in Chicago at a steal of a price is now sitting in prison.

--It is a coincidence that Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Chairman Obama's unused Imperial Senate seat.

--Bill Ayers just happened to be a guy who lived down the street, who just happened to be a terrorist, and who just happened to try to murder hundreds of people, and just happened to serve on every leftist, socialist, and Progressivevik board Chairman Obama sat on. Nothing to see here, citizens, move along.

--How can it possibly be Chairman Obama's fault that he appointed a communist czar in the case of the dearly departed Van Jones ? How is it Obama's fault that the guy is a BFF of a convicted cop killer ? Surely someone else dropped the ball during the vetting process.

--There is nothing to be gleaned from the fact that the Con Artists Formerly Known As Acorn were indicted all over the country for voter registration fraud after the '08 Popularity Contest. All Obama was only one of their favorite trainers, so how could he possibly know what had transpired in the inner bowels of the disgraced organization ?

--How could Chairman Obama have possibly known that Jeremiah Wright's church made David Dukes look and Robert Byrd look enlightened ? No one can possibly make a snap judgement after only 20 years of attendence and allowing the man to marry you to your wife and baptize your children. Let's get real, people.

--Attending socialist rallies while in college is just part of the extracurricular experience. After all, we want our future to be well rounded, right ?

--Surely, it's not alarming that Science Czar John Holdren believes in eugenics and was confirmed by the Imperial Senate anyway, right ? How was Chairman Obama supposed to know that ? After all, Holdren only put forth his ideas in a college text book. Who reads those ?

--There's no call for concern when one considers Hugo Chavez's treatment of the free press awe inspiring. To FCC "Diversity Czar" Mark Lloyd, it was a mere job requirement for appointment to the regime's inner circle. (or should we say, "Inner Party" ? Oops. I forgot: It's a mere co-winkydink. Sorry. I'll try to be more objective.)

--If you think Kevin Jennings and his praise for communist pedophile Harry Hay is alarming, you must be a homophobe Tea Bagger who wants to repeal the Matthew Shepherd Law. After all, how was Chairman Obama's vetting staff supposed to know that ? We can't expect everyone to know how to use Google and Youtube. It is your fault, not Chairman Obama's, if you wouldn't leave your kid alone with this guy for five minutes. After all, everyone who applied for the "School Safety" czar position thinks NAMBLA is a-ok. What's your problem ?

--It's a crazy, and I mean off your meds crazy, coincidence that SEIU, everyone's favorite Socialist Empire In Utero, plunked 60 million smackers into Chairman Obama's campaign coffers for the '08 Popularity Contest, giving "former" Reichsfuhrer-SEIU Andy Stern almost limitless access to the White House. Don't look anything into that "Workers of The World Unite" nonsense, either. How was Stern supposed to know that was the state motto of the Soviet Union ?

--It's even crazier to believe that Eliseo Medina, the Veep of SEIU who is fighting to the last hammer and sickle the Arizona Immigration law, is one of the most dangerous leftists in the United States. Anyone who is anyone has the Debs Award for being the nation's best socialist. The guy, after all, served on Obama's Transition Team dealing with immigration, so he's gotta be on the up and up, right ? Once again, it was the vetting process that was at fault, not His Chairmanship.

We could go on and on, but I'm afraid if I continue, I'll be the victim of "coincidence".

God help us all.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

I Have No Chalk Board...

And I don't have as many fans as Glenn Beck, as of yet.

However, I've certainly learned how to play his game.

On the chalk board in your mind's eye, I'm writing this name: Eliseo Medina. Do you know who he is ?

Eliseo Medina is the, uh, vice president of SEIU. During the '08 Popularity Contest, Medina was a member of Obama's Latino advisory committee, and after the Media's Selection Process, was appointed to Chairman Obama's "transition committe on immigration". Medina was an intimate of Cesar Chavez and a supporter of the Communist Party paper, Peoples Weekly World and also has ties to the Democratic Socialists of America, a Progressivevik leftist group that also backed Barry The-Not-So-Magnificent's Illinois State Senate run back in '96.

I know what you're saying: A socialist in SEIU is not news. Well, it should be news to you when you consider this little quote from our Dear Leader from a speech he made to SEIU:

"Your agenda has been my agenda in the United States Senate. Before debating health care, I talked to Andy Stern and SEIU members. Before IMMIGRATION [emphasis mine] debates in Washington, I talked to Eliseo Medina and SEIU members. Before the EFCA [card check] [debate], I talked to SEIU, we've worked together over these last few years and I am proud of what we've done. I'm just not satisfied."

What's truly worrisome about this is the fact that Medina is not just some boring leftist like Elena Kagan. This guy is a Top Comrade in the socialist world. In 2004, Medina was made an honorary chair of the Democratic Socialists of America. He's also won the Debs-Thomas-Harrington Award as DSA's favorite leftist. (It's sort of like their version of a Super Bowl MVP award.)

Out of healthy and normal curiosity, why isn't this guy on some sort of FBI watchlist ? Why would any American President ever acknowledge any sort of ties to someone this loathsome ? Why would an avowed socialist be advising a sitting US President on anything ?

Well, it could be the fact that commies of the same hammer and sickle feather flock together. As everyone's favorite Right Wing cartoon character, Glenn Beck, would say: "Just sayin'".

Here's another question: If SEIU is a union, why would they not be fighting tooth and nail against amnesty for illegal aliens ? After all, illegals cost American workers their jobs, right ? If SEIU was an actual union, they'd be holding hands with Arizona governor Jan Brewer as she signed the Arizona Immigration Bill into law. A normal, American, union (an oxymoron, I know, but play along with me here.) would put the Conservatives to shame with their support of this law. But not SEIU. No siree, not on your life or mine. Medina writes on the DSA blog on May 1st:

"As the eyes of the world focus on Arizona, it is clear that we need balanced, practical immigration solutions more than ever. While SEIU appreciates the leadership of Senators Schumer, Menendez and Reid, we are deeply concerned with elements of their reform outline that appear to put enforcement-only mandates ahead of the practical immigration solutions that America needs.

If we have learned anything from Arizona, it is that 'tough' enforcement is not 'smart' enforcement; that enforcement first is really just the same as enforcement only. Instead of fixing the underlying problems, putting enforcement before comprehensive reform just wastes over $18 billion a year on border walls and worksite round ups; it wreaks havoc in local communities and leads to the kind of racial profiling our nation left behind years ago, but solves nothing...."

What in the hell does that have to do with representing workers ? If I were a member of SEIU, I'd demand my dues back. It's fairly obvious that SEIU couldn't give a rat's hind quaters about the workers they "represent". It seems to me, and anyone else not caught up in the two plus two make five mentality of the Progressivevik movement, that SEIU is nothing more than Illuminati-like socialist group. They want amnesty so they can recruit more members and increase their power base. Again, so there's no misunderstanding whatsoever, the above was penned by Eliseo Medina, SEIU's Vice President on a socialist website. Way to fight for American workers, Eliseo!

I see you need more proof. Fine by me. Let's take a look at what "former" Reichsfuhrer-SEIU Andy Stern had to say about increasing SEIU's power base:

"And we are beginning -- we have offices now in Australia and Switzerland and London, in South America and Africa. We've been working with unions around the world. And what we're working towards is building a global organization. Because comp-- you know, workers of the world unite, it's not just a slogan anymore. It's the way we're going to have to do our work." This is Andy Stern's most famous quote, and incidently Karl Marx's most famous quote. The Soviets loved it so much they made it the State Motto of the USSR.

(As a side note, Ol' Andy has supposedly left SEIU. However, socialists, like cockroaches, don't just go away. Stern is a member of Chairman Obama's deficit reduction task force that will not release its findings until after the midterm elections. Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along, move along.)

Folks, we are in deep, deep trouble. There is way more than meets the eye in this immigration hubbaloo. This is about world government and the end of our national sovereignty. Why would socialists like Chairman Obama, Eliseo Medina, and Andy Stern fight to the last man against the Arizona Immigration Law ? They're citizens of the world first, Americans second. At least we can get rid of Obama in '12. How do we get rid of these shadow-commies ?

God help us all.

Sources: The Manchurian President by Aaron Klein with Brenda J. Elliot, and oddly enough, Media Matters

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Weep For The Future

If you have any doubt that our eductaional system is in trouble, check out this exchange between Conservative activist David Horowitz and some drone in training at the University of California-San Diego, as reported by the Daily Caller:

Student Questioner: “Isn’t that kind of what the founding fathers did when they were fighting the British? It’s kind of like the same thing.”

David Horowitz: “Except there’s one big difference. The founding fathers weren’t Nazis. They didn’t want to exterminate. They weren’t religious fanatics who wanted to exterminate people.

Student Questioner: “The Puritans weren’t religious fanatics? The Puritans weren’t religious fanatics?”

Horowitz: “They were religious people who believed in tolerance because they were refugees from religious oppression."

Student: “You’re right they were so free of religion that they set up dictatorships and expelled people. Remember, like, the witch trials?”

Horowitz: “Save your communist speech for the Finklestein event. Enough. Enough. It’s boring. You’re boring. And by the way she could have picked up this idiocy in the standard text for peace studies… Thanks for sitting for an hour and a half to deliver that rant… Trotsky once said that Stalinism was the perfect theory for gluing up the brain. But it’s leftism.”

We all know full well that this dimwitted drone in training didn't come up with her "theories" on her own. I'm sure she's a reader, like you know, like Facebook and Myspace, and like OMG she can like text 60 words per minute. The student in the above dialogue is a product of years and years of indoctrination by the Ministry of lamestream media and the public education system. This is what our children are becoming: members of the Junior Spies ready to rat out their parents to the Thought Police without an original thought of their own. We are in a dangerous place, to say the least.
 Our history, even with all its warts, is what makes America American. It should be taught without cheerleading, of course. However, unlike other countries, the United States actually learns from its mistakes and corrects them. For example, the American people were freaked out by FDR's four terms as President, so they enacted the Twenty Second Amendment to ensure no one else tries to become the American Fuhrer. We The People are not as stupid as They The Progressiveviks think. We know what is good about our Founding and what needed to be corrected. Thanks to the educational abuse heaped on them everyday, our children are becoming They The Progressiveviks, as evidenced by the above dialogue.
 All the Tea Parties, Randslides, Scott Brown-gasms, and the like, aren't going to mean a hill of beans if the next generation falls for the next Chairman Obama's lies. Sure, winning the War on Terror, stopping Obamacareless, re-igniting the economy, and killing cap and trade are vital to our country's survival. No question about it. However, it will all be for naught if we don't fix our educational system. We can't allow our country to devolve into an endless cycle of Progressivevik failure and Conservative reforms. America won't survive that. That's why We The People must make educational reform a top priority.
 If we don't.... God help us all.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Diarrhea Of The Mouth

In today's episode of "I'm Ashamed of My President", Chairman Obama once again took a swipe at America with this little zinger at his conference with Mexican president, Felipe Calderon:

"In the United States of America, no law-abiding person--be they an American citizen, a legal immigrant, or a visitor or tourist from Mexico--should ever be subject to suspicion simply because of what they look like." [Referring to the, you guessed it, the Arizona Immigration law]

You know, I've been as patient as humanly possible with this guy. Now, the gloves are off.

Chairman Obama, the reason why you can't work an iPod, Xbox, or Playstation is the fact that you are a bumbling moron. There. I said it. I'm not taking it back. How can you possibly even know what's in the bill ? You haven't read it, your Steadman look alike crony of an Attorney General Eric Holder hasn't read it, and Sherlock Napolitano, the head of Homeland Lack of Security hasn't read it, either. The law is simply a copy of the current federal law. You are a lawyer, right ? So, you know damn well the law is no more stringent than the federal one and goes out of its way to say that racial profiling is not be used as a basis of a stop by police. In fact, the law says:

"A law enforcement official or agency of this state or a county, city, town or other political subdivision of this state may not consider race, color or national origin in implementing the requirements of this subsection except to the extent permitted by the United States or Arizona Constitution. A person is presumed to not be an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States if the person provides to the law enforcement officer or agency any of the following:

1. A valid Arizona driver license.

2. A valid Arizona nonoperating identification license.

3. A valid tribal enrollment card or other form of tribal identification.

4. If the entity requires proof of legal presence in the United States before issuance, any valid United States federal, state or local government issued identification."

The funny thing about this latest bout of verbal diarrhea by the Bungler in Chief is the fact that he and the rest of his gang are guilty of racial profiling and judging others by the color of their skin. Let's take the infamous "Beer Summit", for example. Remember when Chairman Obama said the Cambridge Police Department acted "stupidly" for arresting Henry Louis Gates ? Obama, in his infinite wisdom, decided that Officer Crowley, the arresting officer, had to be some sort of racist pig for arresting Gates. Why did our Dear Leader come to that conclusion ? Easy! Crowley is white and Gates is an angry black radical. Now, I'd be hard pressed not to call that racial profiling, wouldn't you ? After all, what got Gates pinched in the first place was his big mouth and the drama, not the fact that he broke into his own home. Gates was arrested for acting like a lunatic. You wouldn't have gotten that impression from Chairman Obama's account of the story, that's for damn sure.

Then, we have Sherlock Napolitano's DHS report that calls all of us on the Right a bunch of gun toting anarchists hell bent on assassinating the President and violently overthrowing the government. She writes in Right Wing Extremism: The Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment:

"Returning veterans possess combat skills and experience that are attractive to right-wing extremists,...."

In other words, Sherlock Napolitano thinks returning veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan are traitors who would be easily be sucked into the non-existent "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" and be easily compelled to commit violence. Why would ol' Sherlock think that ? To Napolitano and others of her leftist ilk, veterans come home from war become heroin addicts, drifters, and bitter. This may not be racial profiling, but it's certainly profiling nonetheless. (On a side note, how much "Right Wing Extremist" violence have we had since Chairman Obama's Coronation ? Zilch. How much Islamonazi violence ? Craploads. Way to keep your eye on the ball, Sherlock. We'll all be speaking Arabic soon if this keeps up.)

The truly funny thing about this whole mess is the fact I'm not even a big fan of the law. I'm one of those crazy Libertarian types who is unwilling to give any sort of government so much as an inch because I know they'll take the whole damn yardstick. But facts are facts, and as usual, Chairman Obama has none.

From the bottom of my heart, I say--

God help us all.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

See, I Told You So

See ? I told you so.

During the Obamacareless debate, I screamed from the roof tops that this was one humongous step towards socialism. The Tea Party folks understood, of course, but the American Idol watchers that comprise a large chunk of the population thought I needed to up my meds. The Progressiveviks, like the Human Rat Keith Olbermann, said people like me were selfish. If one were to ask the Congressional Village Idiot Alan Grayson, he would gladly tell you people like me helped kill the mythical 45,000 per year who die every year from a lack of insurance. Needless to say, dissent, back then, was not the highest form of patriotism.

Recently, a woman whose entire body is made from plastic and botox came to my rescue and proved my point. That woman is Princess Nancy, Ruler of The People's Republic of Pelosi.

Recently, she had this to say about Obamacareless, as reported by the Daily Caller:

“We see it [Obamacareless] as an entrepreneurial bill, a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care. You won’t have to be job locked.”

That's right. If you want to put a Crucifix in a jar of urine or put elephant poop on a statuette of the Virgin Mary, We The People will pay for your health care, and give you a generous NEA grant to boot. Out of normal, healthy curiousity, isn't that what socialism is all about ? Taking money out of the hands of others and handing it to someone else ? That's exactly what Princess Nancy is advocating for in the above quote, isn't it ? Or should I up my meds so I can understand the quote more clearly ?

I understand the artsy-fartsy crowd better than my fellow Conservatives. I am a writer after all, and nothing would bring me greater pleasure than not having to do anything but perfect my craft. At the same time, I'm also a realist. I understand I may be the next George Orwell or Jonah Goldberg, but I have to pay my dues first. That means having to work to support myself as I try to reach my goal. That means pounding out a column when my brain is fried from a ten hour work day. That means working in some cases at 3 AM on my column, but having the energy to do what I need to at work. No, it isn't pleasant. I daresay it down right sucks. In the end, the struggle will make my success all the more sweeter, that is, until Michelle Obama's fatty task force outlaws sugar.

See ? I told you so...and on that note, I say...

God help us all.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Wimps Need Not Apply

Sissies and wimps tend to annoy me.

Thus, today's fear mongering rant is about the pantywaists in the Republican party.

Despite pimping themselves every five minutes on FOX News, the Republican party has refused to stand united against Chairman Obama's Socialist of The Week Nominee, Elena Kagan. Some, like Lindsey Grahamnesty, have already pledged their undying support for her confirmation to the Supreme Court.

Say it with me, gang: "WTF is the matter with you ?"

According to the Daily Caller and many other outlets, not only has Kagan tried to keep military recruiters out of Haw-Vard, her doctoral thesis bemoans the downfall of socialism in the US during the dark days of the Progressivevik Error. Jon Ward writes in the Daily Caller:

"Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan’s undergraduate thesis at Princeton University in 1981 was mostly a clinical analysis of the socialist movement in the United States, but in her conclusion she expressed disappointment that 'labor radicalism' had failed to gain political prominence.

Kagan, in her 130-page thesis, titled 'To the Final Conflict: Socialism in New York City, 1900-1933,' sought to explain 'why the growing and confident American socialist movement of the Progressive Era suddenly fell apart.'

Kagan’s thesis, in the end, was that infighting ultimately did in the movement.

'Through its own internal feuding, then, the [Socialist Party] exhausted itself forever and further reduced labor radicalism in New York to the position of marginality and insignificance from which it has never recovered,' Kagan wrote. 'The story is a sad but also a chastening one for those who, more than half a century after socialism’s decline, still wish to change America.'

'Radicals have often succumbed to the devastating bane of sectarianism; it is easier, after all, to fight one’s fellows than it is to battle an entrenched and powerful foe,' Kagan wrote. 'Yet if the history of Local New York shows anything, it is that American radicals cannot afford to become their own worst enemies.'

'In unity lies their only hope.' "

So tell me, folks, is that even remotely American ? We have a woman bemoaning the fact that socialism failed to take root in the US and yet the Republican party, the so-called defenders of our cherished Constitution wants to push her through ? Have they lost their damn minds ? It's bad enough she became Solicitor General, without so much as a whimper from the Republican party. Sure, back then, they did not have the votes to stop anything, but now, they do.

 Well, ladies and gentlemen of the so-called "party of no", let's see some Spauldings. Time to send Comrade Kagan packing.

 At this point, the American people could care less about the Republican party being bipartisan. They want Obama's schemes and plots stopped. Every poll screams it. Every letter and email you get screams it. At every Tea Party you glad-handed at, the people screamed it. So what's the problem ? I can assure you, the lamestream media will hate you no matter what. The Socialist Democrat party will put any Conseravtive nominees through hell. The left will hate you no matter what, so why delay ? Fight! Show some backbone!

 One of the biggest reasons why Conservatives like myself left the Republican party is the fact that they are as tough as wet tissue paper. There should be a sign hanging at RNC headquaters: Wimps need not apply.

 Of course, this little pearl of wisdom will be ignored so.... God help us all.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Nationalist Or Patriot ?

It's funny. Three or four years ago, I would not have not liked someone like me.

I was one of the idiots who hid behind moronic statements like "My country right or wrong" or "Love it or leave it".

That was because I didn't understand the question, or for that matter, even knew what the question was. Am I nationalist or a patriot ?

A nationalist believes in the government. A nationalist believes that the government can do no wrong. They're the Archie Bunker types who slavishly think the government is always right. For example, I thought the Patriot Act was A-OK. I also thought that George W. Bush was the greatest President this side of Reagan. Certainly, I was not a liberal, but I was well on my way to becoming a Progressivevik. I had no idea that folks like John McPain and Lindsey Grahamnesty were crypto-Commies. All I cared about was the little -R behind someone's name. I thought that little -R meant Right, or at very least, Republican.

Then, with the selection of Chairman Obama, I learned what patriotism is all about. Patriotism is the belief in the ideals of the founding of one's country. Nationalism and patriotism are exact opposites. One cannot be a patriot and a nationalist. Governments, and this one in particular, often mutate far from their original values. A true patriot shoves aside the Donkey and the Elephant and asks "Does this person who's running for office match what the Founders had in mind when they came up with this little system of ours ? Or is this someone who's

going to do the 'I have new ideas' crap that have been sinking this country for the last eighty years ?"

With Chairman Obama sinking faster than the Titanic and the mid-terms around the corner, that's what we must all consider. Our country is in no shape to handle the burdens for nationalism anymore. We must elect patriots, regardless of their party. If the Democrat is stronger than the Republican, so be it. We, The People are not We The Republicans or We The Democrats. When we start that nonsense, we're no better than the hated Progressiveviks, who have made identity politics an art form. Folks, we're better than that.

God help us all.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The HuffingtonandPuffington Post Strikes Again!

If you ever doubt that that lamestream media and The HuffingtonandPuffington Post aren't in Chairman Obama's back pocket, check out this little snippet from one of their "columnists", founder Dan Abrams. It's titled:

Elena Kagan: Way Too Boring For Scandal Starved Media

In this "column", Abrams writes:

"After all, her comments and writings on the really important issues like the First Amendment, Executive Power and the Commerce Clause are, well…kinda nuanced. She may want cameras in the Supreme Court ? Whatever. She opposed the military’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy and consequently tried to keep recruiters off campus ? A good start — but far more controversial just a few years ago. Come on, they don’t quite need the [word referring to groin] hair on a Coke can, but the media is looking for at least a “Wise Latina” meme to obsess over for a few weeks." me crazy and off my meds, but how is trying to keep military recruiters off of a college campus in the middle of a war not controversial ? If she lived during the Wilsonian Error, she would have been thrown in jail for treason. (As much as it pains me to say it, I would be forced to agree.) How on God's green and not to mention scientifically proven cooling earth is that not a scandal ? How can anyone possibly think that this warmed over Commie has the ethics to sit on the highest court in the land ? Kagan claims it was because of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy of her old boss, Arkansas's Least Favorite Walking Hormone, Bill Clinton.

We all know the real reason why she treated military recruiters like lepers and kept them out of the law library at Haw-vard. Elena Kagan is another leftist idealogue who hates America. "Don't Ask Don't Tell" was a convenient excuse to act like a traitor. It doesn't get any more obvious when you look at the freak show Chairman Obama has appointed during his Reign of Leftist Incompetent Terror. There was the dearly departed Van Jones. There's the Mao twins Anita Dunn and Ron Bloom. There's the pervert and Harry Hay worshipping Kevin Jennings. There's Hugo Chavez's number one fan and BFF Mark Lloyd. There's the American Himmler John Holdren, and God knows who else in the shadows. To be on Chairman Obama's radar, you have had to have burned an American flag at least once or committed some sort of act of treason.

However warped you may find the last paragraph, it's Chairman Obama's right to appoint whomever he wants to the Supreme Court. (And face the consequences of even more alienated voters.) Obviously, he's going to appoint people with his leftist views, just like Sarah Palin would appoint a Righty to the court, and John McPain would appoint a Crypto-Commie. That's fine. To the victors go the spoils, after all. The fact that Elena Kagan is yet another boring leftist who hasn't had an original thought since the heady days of the Cloward/Piven strategy is not news.

What is news is the fact that the HuffingtonandPuffington Post and other lamestream media outlets like it are downplaying what Kagan did to the recruiters by pretending what she did was either a noble, principled stand or no "big f-ing deal" as Schmoe Biden would say. Once again, the lamestream media is acting like the Ministry of Truth by editing history. That's a big problem. An even bigger problem is the fact that the lamestream media is trying to cover for Chairman Obama once again by defusing the upcoming Kagan Bomb. The last time I checked, the job of the press was to question authority, not suck up to it and beg for a bailout.

God help us all.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

If Ignorance Is Strength....

Then Chairman Obama can bench three times his body weight for three sets of ten. Want proof ? He recently said this at Hampton's commencement:

"You're coming of age in a 24/7 media environment that bombards us with all kinds of content and exposes us to all kinds of arguments, some of which don't always rank that high on the truth meter... and with iPods and iPads; and Xboxes and PlayStations -- none of which I know how to work -- information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation."

I could be snarky and say my twelve year old daughter is smarter than the President of the United States. After all, she's 12 and she uses iPods, XBOXes, and Playstations without a hitch. However, this column is not about Chairman Obama's lack of "mad skillz" on Madden and Mortal Kombat, this column is about how his Chairmanship views a well informed voting public.

How much more Orwellian does this need to get ? In the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, the people of Oceania were kept in the dark by the Ministry of Truth, whose sole purpose was to dumb down Oceanians by manipulating the media. (I think Party Member Olbermann ran the show.) Chairman Obama apparently wants the same thing. His ultimate goal is to turn us all in drones that drool and say "Yes We Can" while genuflecting to the recycling bin. Chairman Obama wants us to believe every bit of psychobabble that oozes from the pores of PMSNBC and The HuffingtonandPuffington Post. Of course, any opposition to his schemes is verboten. Or, at very least, it's ungood.

I think the Founders would have been very fond of the Internet. (Could you imagine how cool Benjamin Franklin's blog and site would be ? He'd have a really Twitter handle, too, like Freedom1776) When the Founders look down at us and see us Internet Patriots hacking away on our laptops, I know they're proud. We're following in their footsteps. We're looking at the nonsense that's being spewed by Chairman Obama and his Merry Band of Socialists and screaming "Bullsh--!" at the top of our collective lungs, just like they did when King George decided to tax them willy nilly. The Founding Fathers did not want us to be drones to an ever expanding behemoth-like federal government. They wanted us to question authority with boldness and with vitriol, if need be. The freedom of the American people was most important to them, not the thin skin of a Failed Messiah.

If Obama and his pals at the O-stapo want to shut down the Internet, fine. I'll write this column by hand and nail it to a tree. If Cass Sunstein, the thinkpol czar, wants to infiltrate my Twitter followers, that's fine, too. I'll say what I want. I'll resist in any and every way that I can. No, it's not because I'm a racist, Teabagging, Nazi, homophobe who doesn't recycle. No, it's because I'm an American and it's my duty to do so. I understand, as an American citizen, that two plus two doesn't make five, it makes four, regardless of what the Big Mommy Regime says.

Dark days are coming. Ignorance will soon become strength if we let it.

God help us all.

I've Noticed Something...

Sunday was Morther's Day. Mother's Day is the time when we not only honor the sacrifices of our mothers, but it's also the time when we thank her from bringing us into the world.

But, if you'll note, there's no "Vacuuming A Fetus Out of Your Womb Day".

May 30th is Memorial Day. Memorial Day is the day we honor those who fell in battle to keep us free of oppression.

But, if you'll note, there's no "Draft Dodger Day" to honor the spineless Progressiveviks, like Chrissy Mathews, who joined the Peace of Crap Corps to avoid going to Vietnam.

June 21st is Father's Day. It's the day we recognize dear old Dad, who works his fingers to the bone.

But, if you'll note, there's no "My Baby's Daddy May Be John Edwards Day".

Then after that, there's that day that the Progressiveviks dread most: The Fourth of July. It's the time when we honor the birth of our country while the Progressiveviks plot and scheme at Starbucks.

But, if you'll note, there's no "Social Justice Day" (As of this writing.)

We could go on and on, like there's a Veteran's Day, but not a national "Don't Ask Don't Tell Day" and we celebrate religious holidays in December but not "Secular Humanist Winter Solstices". Why, why is that ?

The American people do not, as a whole, find anything the Progressiveviks have said or done since the Wilsonian Error noteworthy or laudable. That's because, despite the lamestream media's best efforts to protray the American people as leftist, as say, the French, America is, and always will be, a center Right country. That's why Chairman Obama has tanked in the polls. That's why Princess Nancy, Ruler of the People's Republic of Pelosi, will get her synthetic rump kicked off of her throne. That's why Americans screamed "WTF ?!" at the top of their lungs when Chairman Obama unveiled Obamacareless. Everything the Progressivevik left stands for is the exact opposite of what normal people with functioning brains believe in.

The very fact that holidays like Mother's Day, Father's Day, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day, and the like still exist is the fact that American people still cherish the Conservative ideals of patriotism and family. Despite the hysterics of The Human Rat Keith Olbermann, Crissy Matthews getting thrills up his leg, and the frantic mooing of Rachel Maddcow, America hasn't, and will never, give up its core values. The American people won't give an inch when it comes their values. No, Olbermann, we're not selfish because we don't want to pay for our neighbor's health care. No, Chrissy, we refuse to sing the Horst Wessel song when we see a glimpse of Chairman Obama's image. No, Rachel Maddcow, we aren't exactly enthralled with the idea of gay marriage being forced upon us by some activist judge, either. We'll make up our own minds on this, thank you. We don't need the Progressivevik left to think for us. That's why we keep these holidays around, no matter how unpoliticalcorrectthink they are. They are a snap shot of the American psyche, and we cherish what they symbolize.

We The People want leadership that recognizes this. We don't want any thing to do with "fundamentally changing America". We The People are quite fond of what we have and we're not giving another inch to these warmed over Commies and social malcontents. We The People are the movers and shakers, We The People are the builders and the doers, They The Progressiveviks are not. They The Progressiveviks are the outsiders and the destroyers. We The People shouldn't be cowed by the hissing and scratching of They The Progressiveviks. We The People are right. They The Progressiveviks are wrong.

I've noticed something our elected "leaders" will never figure out.

God help us all.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Barry The Prophet

Barry Goldwater on the welfare state: "Dismantle it. If we take from someone the personal responsibilty for caring for his material needs, we take from him also the will and the opportunity to be free." (from The Conscience of a Conservative)

The most dangerous thing about Chairman Obama's Big Mommy Regime is the entitlement mentality that comes with it. Just ask the people of Greece who are watching their country crash and burn, literally. When the money runs out, as is often the case in the Euro-socialist dystopias, cradle to grave entitlements have to be cut, which tends to make people violently angry.

Gee, I wonder what will happen when the United States sinks to Greece's level of bankruptcy ?

What's frightening is the United States has over 100 trillion dollas in unpaid liabilities. Even if the rest of the world put their every dime into bailing us out, it still would not be enough to pay off this astronomical debt. There will be riots in the streets that will make the Watts riots and The Rodney King riots look like Mormon get togethers. Never mind another Civil War, the United States will cease to exist and descend into anarchy. The rest of the world, who bases the value of their currency on our suddenly fragile dollar, will also see their political and economic systems collapse.

Can we say "World War III ?" Only this time, it will be the United States against the rest of the world.

This is why we, as Conservatives, must stand firm on every position we have. This is why we must keep looking for ways to kill Obamacareless, amnesty for illegals, and the welfare state. This is why we have to keep looking for ways to reform Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. For the sake of our freedom and the freedom of our children and their children, we have to break the cycle of government dependence that has weakened every generation of Americans since the '30's. Nothing good can ever come from a welfare state and the sense of entitlement it creates. Which would you rather have: a check from the government that you can't really live off of or the freedom to reach any level in society that you desire ? If we sit and do nothing, if we're cowed by the hysterical leftists that make up the Progressivevik movement and their name calling, then it's finished. America will cease to exist. She will join Alexander The Great's Hellenic Empire, The Roman Empire, and The British Empire in the mists of history.

God help us all.

( By reincarnating Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan.)

Friday, May 7, 2010

Grahamnesty And His Socialist Allies Must Go!

Lindsey Grahamnesty, the Embarrassment of South Carolina, had this to say about the death of Cap and Trade:

“As I have previously indicated, a serious debate on energy legislation is significantly compromised with the cynical politics of comprehensive immigration reform hanging over the Senate. In addition to immigration, we now have to deal with a catastrophic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico which creates new policy and political challenges not envisioned in our original discussions. In light of this, I believe it would be wise to pause the process and reassess where we stand.”

Notice how there was nothing said by Grahamnesty about how Cap and Trade would screw the American public by raising the price of gas, electricity, and be yet another job killing program from the Big Mommy Regime in Washington. No, that means nothing to Lindsey Grahamnesty. All that matters to Senator Grahamnesty is pushing his Progressivevik agenda, consequences be damned.

Really, South Carolina, can't you do better than this dimwit ?

Lindsey Grahamnesty is a prime example of what's wrong with the Republican party, along with his Progressivevik allies John McPain, Olympia Snowejob, and Susan Too Bland For A Nickname Collins. If you want scapegoats for the sorry state of our country, look no further than these Commies in Republican clothing. They're the ones who began spending America into the Third World. These clowns are actually more dangerous to our country than genetic Progressiveviks like Harry Reid. With Progressiveviks like Reid and his boss, Princess Nancy, Ruler of The People's Republic of Pelosi, you know what you're going to get: anti-American propaganda along with anti-American policies. There are no suprises with Reid and Pelosi. However, with Progressivevik Republicans like Grahamnesty, you get all-American propaganda along with anti-American policies. While Reid and Pelosi conspire openly, Grahamnesty and his gang conspire in secret, waiting to deliver the coup de grace that will destroy the freedom of the American people.

If the Republican party is to survive and not become extinct like the Whig party, it must purge traitors like Grahamnesty and his socialist allies. They aren't Republicans. They certainly aren't Conservative. They're career politicians who are the epitome of what's wrong with Congress. When you become annoyed by the latest Chairman Obama edict that's been rubber stamped by his lackeys in Congress, keep in mind the reason why they're in power in the first place. The American people had grown tired of the Progressivevik Republican approach so they did a little purging of their own in 2006 and 2008. Unfortunately, no one knew how bad it would become with Pelosi, Reid, and Chairman Obama, but it was the Progressivevik Republicans like Lindsey Grahamnsty who got the ball rolling in the first place.

God help us all.

Where Are They Now ?

If you're proud to be an American, you're a racist, homophobic, teabagging monster.

Just ask Live Oak High School in socialist California if you don't believe me.

On May 5th, the school's head indoctrinators made two students turn their American flag themed shirts inside out so they would not offend Mexican American students since it was Cinco De Mayo, which is a national holiday in Mexico. The indoctrinators called the offending clothing "incendinary". If they refused, the students would have been suspended for defiance.

"Incendinary" ?

Daniel Galli, one of the perps, had this to say about his thoughtcrime: "They said we could wear it on any other day....but today is sensitive to Mexican Americans because it's supposed their holiday, so we were not allowed to wear it."

Now, I'm not going to sit here and whine about the socialist beast that passes for a school sytem in this country. This column isn't about that. However, there are a few questions that need be asked: Where the hell is the ACLU ? Why aren't they beating down the principal's door and threatening to sue ? Why isn't this discrimination ? After all, if the indoctrinators hade made two kids with Mexican flag shirts turn them inside out, our friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union would have been there so fast, you would think Scotty had beamed them there from the Enterprise. Well, where are they ? If they were willing to go to court for the Neo-Nazis who wanted to march in Skokie, Illinois (which had thousands of Holocaust survivors living there at the time, mind you), why aren't they throwing their weight around for these kids ? Where's Al Sharpton ? Why isn't he organizing another riot ? Why isn't Contessa Brewer sitting around wishing these kids were Mexican American ? Why aren't the Lakers calling themselves the "Americans" for a playoff game ? Most of all, why isn't Chairman Obama outraged ? Our Dear Leader has had no problem sticking his nose into local politics before, like when he said the Cambridge cops acted "stupidly" for arresting Henry Louis Gates, so why can't he say the indoctrinators acted "stupidly" ?

There's one answer to all of these questions. You're a smart cookie, dear reader. You don't need me to spell it out for you.

God help us all

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Finally, Someone Has Some Spauldings!

“I’m now putting together legislation to amend that to [specify that] any individual American citizen who is found to be involved in a foreign terrorist organization, as defined by the Department of State, would be deprived of their citizenship rights."--Joe Lieberman (I-Conn)

Finally. Someone in the District of Communism who makes sense. Finally, someone is showing that they have some Spauldings.

Granted, this would be a tad late for monsters like John Walker Lindh, Nidal Hassan, and Faisal Shahzad, but it least it's a step in the right direction. Quite frankly, I wish it would also include and automatic death penalty as well, but hey, I'm not picky. It's the first time in quite a while I can give my support to Congress, so I'll take what I can get.

Now of course, the Progressiveviks will do their best to kill this bill and this will be a golden opportunity for the Conservatives in Congress to strut their stuff and show how they, not the Progressiveviks, are on the side of Americans who have had enough of these traitors. A word to the wise: DO NOT F--- THIS UP, Conservatives! Let Michele Bachmann, Tom Coburn, or someone intellegent do all the talking. In other words, convince Lindsey Grahamnesty and John McPain to stay home when this comes to the floor. With a little luck, this could turn into a lightning rod issue that could toast Princess Nancy and the rest of the denizens of the People's Republic of Pelosi. Let the loonies like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Dennis Kucinich, and the like twist in the wind on something like this.

Joe Lieberman is handing you the ball, Conservatives! Do you have the Spauldings to take it over the goal line ?

God help us all if they don't.

Can't They At Least Try ?

“The thing is, is that, and I get frustrated, and I was… there was part of me that was hoping this was not going to be anybody with ties to any kind of Islamic country, because there are a lot of people who want to use terrorist intent to justify writing off people who believe in a certain way or come from certain countries or whose skin color is a certain way. I mean, they’re, they use it as justification for really outdated bigotry. And so there was part of me that was really hoping this would not be the case, that… And again, he’s accused, he’s arrested, you know, I don’t want to convict him before it’s time to do so. He’s the guy authorities say is involved. But that being said, we know, even in recent history, you have the Hutaree militia from Michigan, who had planned to, let’s face it, create terror. That’s what they were planning to do. And they were doing so from far different backgrounds than what this guy is coming from. So the threat is not just coming from people that decide that America is the place to be and come here and want to become citizens. And obviously this guy did."

 -- Contessa Brewer, MSNBC, displaying her disappointment that Faisal Shahzad, the bumbling New York City car bomber, was not a "Right Wing Extremist" Tea Party member


“See – we have a problem.... How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he’s an Islamist until he’s made his move? He makes a phone call or whatever, according to Reuters right now. Apparently he tried to contact al Qaeda. Is that the point at which you say, ‘This guy is dangerous?’ That’s not a crime to call up al Qaeda, is it?Is it? I mean, where do you stop the guy?”

 --Chrissy Matthews, MSNBC, on the traitorous Nidal Hassan, who shot his fellow solidiers at Ft. Hood



 Chrissy Mathews, MSNBC, on the extermination of the Israeli people by the Iranians


You know, at this point, I have a few simple questions about MSNBC: Can't they even try to be American ? Can't they just once take America's side on anything ? Do they smoke crack before they get on the air ?
 (Oops. I forgot that's racist. I guess I'm off to the Ministry of Love for reeducation.)
 I'm not one who questions anyone's patriotism, nor am I Woodrow Wilson looking to jail people for expressing their opinions, but c'mon! We have Americans barely old enough to shave sleeping in their boots and coming home in body bags! At least pretend to give a damn that your country is at war! What the hell is wrong at MSNBC ? Is there any adult supervision ? Or, as frightening as it may sound, is this the official company line ?
 Now, hysterics and outrage aside, I'm not like the dorks at Media Matters. I understand there is a big difference between opinion and hard news. Chrissy Matthews' show is about opinion. Frau Brewer was giving her opinion on a radio show. That's fine. We're still a semi-free country, after all. But what does this say about the mindset of the lamestream media ? Chrissy and Frau Brewer are considered card carrying members of the maistream media whereas someone like Greta Van Susteren, who should have a display case full of Pulitzers, is considered "fringe". What's wrong with that picture ?
 Don't worry True Believers, The Chairman Obama Cheerleading Squad will get theirs in the end. The American public is rejecting the politicalcorrectthink mindset of PMSNBC, the Communist News Network (CNN), The New York Slimes, and the like. They've grown tired of the marxist, blame America attitude that has seeped into the lamestream media. The American people are sick and tired of blowhards like the Human Rat Keith Olbermann who calls them selfish for not wanting to pay for their neighbor's health care. The American people The View. Oprah is retiring after sellhave become disenchanted with the menopausal hags (minus Elizabeth Hasselbach, of course.) on ing the American people the snake oil known as Chairman Obama. Their coma-like ratings and declining readerships prove it. (Why else would there be talk about bailouts for the lamestream media ?)
 However, until Frau Brewer and Chrissy join the 9.7% of the unemployed--
 God help us all.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Martyred By Political Correctness

In Not-So Great Britain, a Christian street preacher named Dale McAlpine was arrested for quoting Biblical truth.

Was he calling the government in London" the great whore of Babylon" that needed to be violently overthrown ? Was he calling for violence against Jews or Muslims ? Negative on all counts. Dale McAlpine was arrested for calling homosexuality a sin. He's the first Christian to be thrown to the Secular-Progressivevik lions.

McAlpine, 42, was charged with violating Britain's Public Order Act after a gay police community support officer overheard him tell someone passing by his street corner parish that homosexuality is a sin. (Which it is, according to the Old and New Testaments.) McAlpine was immediately brought to the Ministry of Love and was stretched on the rack until he admitted two plus two make five. (Just kidding, he was held in jail for seven hours where his cell phone, belt, and shoes were confiscated. They even swabbed his mouth for a DNA sample, took a palm print, and gave him a retina scan.

I'm sorry. What were we talking about ? I got distracted by George Orwell doing 360's in his grave.

As much as I dig George Orwell and Gordon Ramsay, I have no intention of becoming a British Subject, and I'm certain most of you out there aren't, either. However, this seems eerily familiar to the, uh...."hate" crime law that the Progressiveviks here in the States pushed through without a fight from the Republican sissies in Congress. You've got to wonder how much longer until Princess Nancy, Ruler of The People's Republic of Pelosi and her favorite toady Court Jester Barney Fwank pass their own version of the Public Order Act. We all know Chairman Obama would pull a hammy running towards the table to sign a bill like that. (As we've seen by the Dear Leader's appointment of FCC "Diversity Czar" Mark Lloyd and the ruckus he caused by calling out the Supreme Court at the State of Confusion Address for killing large parts of the McPain/Feingold bill, Chairman Obama is not exactly a staunch defender of Free Speech. That is, unless you're spewing socialist propaganda like his pal Bertha Lewis, the ring leader of the Con Artists Formerly Known As ACORN, or you're an anti-semite like Jeremiah Wright or Louis Farrakhan.) Are we, as freedom loving Americans, going to just sit down and take it once again from these warmed over Commies ?

Thoughts must never be allowed to become crimes. When that happens, all is lost. Actions may be criminal, but thoughts must never, ever be considered crimes. It lead to the worst kind fascism--government domination of the soul. I don't know about you, but I don't want someone telling me what to think or what values I need to have. I can make those decisions myself, thank you very much.

I have a message for the Cumbria police who arrested McAlpine and my friends at GLSEN and (who will, without question, hold this column up as an example of "Right Wing Extremist hate"). Here it goes:

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: It is abomination." Leviticus 18:22

God help us all.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Chariman Obama, Grow Up!

I know what happens when one assumes, but I'll go out on a limb: I think the failed car bombing in New York was an act of terror.

The Taliban in Pakistan have claimed responsibility for it, and although that's probably baloney since they're spending their days hiding in caves and dodging drone strikes, let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they were responsible. If anything, it's in their character to do it.

Now here's some questions to consider: Will Chairman Obama and his lackey Eric Holder still push to have to have their dog and pony show of a trial for 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad and his Islamo-Nazi cohorts ? Are we fighting a War on Terror or having a Big Tickle Fight on Terror ? (Please feel free to insert an Eric Massa joke here.) What the hell is his Chairmanship trying to prove ?

If the failed car bombing in New York proves anything, along with the Christmas Day Skidmark Bomber, the traitorous blob of filth Nidal Hassan shooting his fellow solidiers, and the Arkansas army recruiting station massacre, is that under our Dear Leader's less than stellar leadership, we are more vulnerable than ever to a terror attack. That's because Chairman Obama is more interested in making friends with these dirt bags than he is in putting them in their graves. I know, I know, I'm a racist Right Wing Extremist, but facts are facts. The truth will set you free. I'm certain I read that somewhere.

What galls me the most is the fact that Chairman Obama and his Progressivevik allies are willing to gamble with American lives to make a point on the world stage. That's what the trials would be. Gambling with the lives of everyday American citizens simply trying to make their way in this rotten world. What gives Chairman Obama the right to do this ? Look how much chaos this bumbling attempt at a car bombing did. Imagine if this had happened during the show trials Chairman Obama and his favorite yes man Holder are trying to cook up. More importantly, what if it succeded during the show trial ? We wouldn't be just the laughing stock of the whole world, we'd be laughing stocks with targets on our backs.

I have a piece of advice for you, Chairman Obama. It's something someone should have told you years ago: Grow up.

I know that's a real bummer for you, your Chairmanship, but please for the love of God, grow the hell up! Open your damn eyes, already!

That may not what you want to hear, but too bad. Ideology may be a great thing to debate on C-Span after your four years of darkness have come to an end, but you have to realize that this "Tickle Fight on Terror" approach is dangerous to us common folk.We don't want to blown to bits because you want to have some show trial in New York to prove something to the rest of the world. We don't want to blown out of the sky because no one wants to be accused of racial profiling. Us common folk couldn't give a rat's hind quarters what the Huffingandpuffington Post thinks. Get out there and win the damn War on Terror already! Get tough with these animals! Tell General McChrystal: "Screw it. Win it for me. Whatever it takes." Turn our military loose! Let's win this war and bring our troops home with the victory and honor they deserve. Tell Leon Panetta and the CIA to up the ante. If they have to pour water on a terrorist goon back to get some results, who cares ? I'm sure they could use the bath anyway.

Of course, Chairman Obama, you'll ignore that last paragraph. You'll say somethning snarky and then toss it into the memory hole. Your Progressivevik ideals are more important than the lives of everyday people. Kanye West once said "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Absolutely Nobama says: "Barack Obama doesn't care about the American people."

Before we're blown to smithereens--

God help us all.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Back By Popular Demand-- Absolutely Nobama's Short Story

Gather 'round, fellow Right Wing Extremists! It's short story fiction time!


It was a cold winter morning. Mary Jane was happy she wasn't pregnant during the summer. All of her friends who had been pregnant during the summer were universally miserable. This cool weather was a welcome treat, as she remembered that awful time in Florida when she and her husband Ric went to Miami to celebrate The Chairman's 5th term in office.

Her appreciation of the wonderful Detroitoronto winter soon melted away into worry. Dr. Charrington, Mary Jane's assigned OB-GYN, wanted to see her right away. Like most doctors, he was unwilling to discuss the matter fully on the phone. Mary Jane started to really push on the gas, trying to make her Smart Car go faster than its usual top speed of 25 mph. She glanced down at her gauge, and remembered that due to the month's electricity rationing, she was unable to plug her car in. Despite her worry, Mary Jane slowed down to the speed limit of 15 mph for fear her car would run out of juice.

After an eternity, Mary Jane arrived at the OB-GYN center that was in her sector. She sat in the reception area for about two and half hours after her arrival. The room was very crowded, since Ontariogan's other center was shut down after several outbreaks of hepatitis from examining equipment and gloves being used over and over again without being sterilized.

Finally, as the third hour of waiting had begun, Mary Jane's number was called. Nervously, she went to the receptionist's cubicle that was encased in bullet proof glass. Executive order 102365 called for all medical receptionists to be protected by bullet proof glass, especially after the Vancouvereattle incident occurred, when an irate cancer patient killed a receptionist. It was quite the scandal. A handgun hadn't been seen in CanAmerica since the Second Amendment was repealed on Freedom From Random Violence Day.

"Umm..hello ?" said Mary Jane quietly. The receptionist, engaged in her conversation on her GE/Apple/Microsoft/i-phone, ignored her.

Pushed to her limit with pregnancy hormones coursing angrily through her veins, Mary Jane angrily knocked on the glass to get the receptionist's attention.


"I'm sorry," Mary Jane said sadly. "It's just...Well....I'm a little nervous. Dr. Charrington called and said he needs to see me right away."

"Your name ?"

"Mary Jane Sanchez Cohen"

The receptionist hacked away on her keyboard for about two minutes. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, she looked up.

"Go to room 101. Counselor O'Brien will see you."

"Counselor ? I came to see my OB, not some counselor."

"Ma'am...That's what I have. Please report to room 101. Follow the green line, please."

Annoyed, Mary Jane did what she was told. Along the way, she muttered many curses, but was careful to keep her voice down. Executive Order 7896-A made cursing against the law, and since she hadn't worked in almost a year, a twenty Amero fine would mean not eating for the rest of the week, even with her Entitlement Code being raised to Orange.

Arriving at room 101, Mary Jane nervously knocked on the door.

An older man in medical scrubs answered the door. His face was weathered and weary and his hair was combed neatly. It seemed to Mary Jane that the man was made of metal, not human flesh. Something about this guy just isn't right, she thought to herself.

"Hello," Mary Jane said. "I'm Mary Jane Sanchez Cohen."

The man motioned her to sit down. The stark room had no decorations, not even the tasteless, generic paintings that are usually found in doctor's offices. All that stood in the egg-shell white room was two leather chairs, a big, black metal desk, and a GE/Apple/Microsoft Greenleaf Thoughtpad on the desk.

"I'm Counselor O'Brien. I have unfortunate news for you. I regret to inform you that that your section's CanAm Health Board has deemed it necessary to terminate your pregnancy. Your required amniocentesis has shown that your fetus has a 9% chance of having Tay-Sachs disease and an 11% chance of being born with spina bifida. Ultrasounds were inconclusive, but the Tay-Sachs and Spina Bifida scores are above the allowed limit."

"Wait a minute! I'm not even Jewish! At my required Lamaze class, they told us that only Jewish couples had to worry about Tay-Sachs!"

"Also, French CanAmericans. According to your file, your mother was born in Quebec, was she not ?"

"Well, yes, but my father..."

"Doesn't matter. Before your husband was killed on the Malabar front, he tested positive for the gene. However, AMSOC records show he was called for duty before his scheduled sterilization. Accidents do happen, it seems. Your scheduled termination date is 30 March at 0900 hours. Be sure to have your Nat-ID card with you and someone to drive you home. If you do not have anyone to drive you home, we will provide you with transportation home for 20 Ameros."

"I'm seven months pregnant! That's a little late, isn't it ?"

"Executive Order BF6002360006 gives the CanAm Health Board broad powers to determine when a pregnancy may be ended, especially if the fetus is determined to be too costly to be born. A baby with Tay-Sachs usually dies anyway. It's best to discard it and start again. I understand at your age that may be hard to do. This is why Executive Order 2296-B was written, to discourage women from having babies in their forties. Your fetus's gestational age puts it about 18 days before the order was enacted, so I can't find you in violation."

"His name is Hunter...."

"Who ?"

"My baby's name is Hunter, sir. I'd appreciate it if you called him Hunter, and not 'it'."

"It is a fetus, not a living person. It's best if you start thinking that way now, so the procedure won't be so traumatic for you."

"What if I refuse ? What if I don't allow you to murder my son ?"

"Again, it is not a person, like you or me. It's like having your appendix removed if it were to become inflamed. Would you be so attached to a rupturing appendix ? Now, keep in mind, it is a Class C Felony to give birth without consent of the CanAm Board, which would carry a one year reduction in your Entitlement and could subject you to possible Reeducation. Is that tumor in your womb really worth it ?"

Counselor O'Brien droned on, but Mary Jane wasn't listening. She knew it would be futile to resist, and she would be looked upon as a pariah since matters like this quickly became news, especially since the HIPAA laws were overturned by Executive Order 9665-AB. Everyone in town would know that she selfishly brought a baby into the world that would need extra care, and during a Doctor Union strike, things could get ugly. She and little Hunter would never be at peace. After a few moments, Mary Jane's rationalization mechanisms kicked in. Everyone has a right to health care and it would be selfish of me to take health care away from Board sanctioned babies. Health care may be a right, but it is the duty of the citizens to make sacrifices so everyone can have access to health care.

Finally, after an awkward pause, "Does it hurt ?" Mary Jane asked sheepishly.


Yup...Government run health care....It's to die for!

Turning The Tables

Winning an argument with a Progressivevik drone is easy and fun, provided you have the knock out punches to do the job. We here at Absolutely Nobama are going to give you the brass knuckles to finish the job. Making Progressiveviks squirm and look stupid is what we specialize in. Here's a few responses that are guranteed to shut them up for a while.


They say: The Tea Party is racist and only opposes Obama because he's black.

You say: Obama is a racist and only opposes the Tea Party because they're predominantly white.


They say: The Constitution is outdated. Much of it doesn't apply anymore.

You say: If the Constitution is so outdated and useless, then Obama isn't our President.


They say: Tax cuts only favor the rich.

You say: Sure, poor people are hiring workers all the time.


They say: Capitalism is evil.

You say: It's so evil it helped invent the lightbulb, telephone, automobile, the computer, the internet, and life saving drugs. Yup, it's a tool of Satan.


They say: Obama is right! Those fat cat bankers are greedy! They gave themselves big bonuses out of the TARP money.

You say: Didn't Obama vote for the TARP bill that handed them the money in the first place ?


They say: Carbon dioxide is a poison.

You say: A poison that keeps the plants alive which provide the oxygen that keeps humans alive.


They say: The world hated us under Bush.

You say: Wait until you see how much they hate us when the world economy crashes once and for all after Obama makes the dollar worthless.


As you can see, the easiest way to win an argument with a Progressivevik is to use logic. Their brains apparently lack an ability to use logic. Use the above one liners, and you'll have them catatonic in no time.

God help us all.

They surround us.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Obama: Wrong Again

At the University of What's Left Of The State of Michigan, Chairman Obama made the following remark during the Spring Commencement: (You have to wonder what they're commencing to, since there are no jobs out there. The welfare office ? Unemployment ? Back to live with their parents ?)

"Throwing around phrases like 'socialist' and 'Soviet-style' takeover', 'fascist', and 'right-wing nut' may grab headlines, but it also has the effect of comparing our government, our political oppenents, to authoritarian, and even muderous regimes."

Well, I appereciate his concern for the feelings of all of us in the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy", but let's face it, Chairman Obama wouldn't stop to pee on us if we were on fire. No, this statement was about our Dear Leader once again defending himself against charges that aren't exactly baseless. The policies of Chairman Obama are socialist, they have lead to Soviet-style takeovers, the Big Mommy REGIME in Washington has become more authoritarian, and you know what, murder is on its way.

Really, your Chairmanship, what would you call the takeover of Government Motors, Chrysler, the student loan industry, and the banks ? I'd be hard pressed to call that laissez faire capitalism. Those are Soviet-style takeovers. Even everyone's new Twitter buddy, Hugo Chavez, wondered if he and the Brothers Castro were to the right of our Dear Leader. Hey, I'm starting to wonder about that too. If taking someone else's money at gunpoint and handing it over to someone else isn't socialism, then tell me what is. I'd really like to know, O Enlightened Alinskyite Prime. You yourself said "it's good when you spread the wealth around." Sorry, that doesn't exactly sound like it came from Milton Friedman or Adam Smith.

As far as comparing the Big Mommy REGIME to authoritarian regimes, why the hell shouldn't we, Chairman Obama ? You just signed into law a bill that requires American citizens to purchase a product as a condition of citizenship. Under the Obamacareless, uh, law, if you don't have health insurance you get penalized. How is that not authoritarian ? How does that not fly in the face of the American ideal of rugged individualism ? How is the federal government not like a third world regime when it allows all of these UNELECTED czars run amok ? How is the federal government not a like a two bit tyrant when it decides what lightbulbs to use and how much water a toilet should use when we flush ? Is that freedom ? Surely, Chairman Obama, in places that you don't like to talk about at parties, you know damn well things like the Fairness Doctrine, Net Neutrality, and idiots like Schmuck Schumer deciding who is and who is not a journalist, is dictator-like and completely un-American but you support them anyway.

Some on the Right, like Bill O'Reilly, bristle at calling Chairman Obama's Big Mommy REGIME fascist or Nazi-like. Well, I don't. Congress has been reduced to the rubber stamp gang that made up the 1933 Reichstag in Berlin. We have a government program in Obamacareless that snuffs out the old and infirm all in the name of fairness. Hitler and his cronies had a similiar program, also in the name of fairness. It was called Aktion T4. Foreshadowing the Holocaust, the Nazis started euthanizing the mentally and physically ill. Granted, Chairman Obama isn't rounding up the elderly and gassing them, but denying them health care on the basis of age is still murder, no question about it. Again, I'm forced to ask you Chairman Obama, why shouldn't we compare your REGIME to Hitler's ? Enquiring minds want to know, Dear Leader.

Is it truly "over the top rhetoric" when the charges are completely true, Barry ?

God help us all.